The "BEAT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GAME"

a condom will protect me from the horrors of your giant sperm.

this republican will stop the use of condoms

This buff Obama will beat your republican.....

microscopic sea lice will ruin obamas beach holiday

Sea lice cure



*Tada*

Sea Lice cream does fuck all for genetal warts.

How would you feel?

BioHazard. Threat to global health so gets cremated by the EPA.

Aww this thread died.. i thought it was fuckin hilarious

this sarcophagus from stargate has the power to reawaken any thread

more like, MacGyver could be the one to fix any broken thread:

macgyver would take a shit

he wouldn't be able to get off th toilet if he had this

wtf, Yoghurt and Licorice?!?!
only canadians would..
=P

i guess he'd need alot of paper then?



oh no we're going in circles..
just blow the crap up and he won't have to worry about anything:




no pun to be intended but SHIT i just made this thread worse. can someone get something to clean this up?
stupid laxatives..

Little bit of rain will fix that drought right up

thats when you go have a holiday so that nothing matters

untill you get busted smuggling cocaine from the country.

turns out jamacian cops aren't with it on drugs busts...

Yet she was smart and got herself some of these

Yeah well those pills dont come for free

But it will cause problems if you decide to get married.

This wedding dress beats yours....

but that expensive dress just got ripped

fuck it, toga party:

Until you get so plastered you need to throw up in the bathroom.. and being the first one to fall asleep

take some time out to recover and learn to harden up and hold your alcohol then!

toga party wont happen when this goes down...