'i will burn ur ants with my flamethrower....'

I will extinguish your flamethrower with my garden hose

Ill tesla tank that bad boy

insulation from tesla

DaemonFTW wrote:

insulation from tesla

Its a tank...

Itll just run over your poor bastard >.>

nuke wins, game over

yeah, and i'll just walk out of the way.

besides tanks aren't feared because they run over people, they shoot people...from like a kilometer away.

anyway to counter you tank (for a second time)



(While wearing Gummies on the other side)

EDIT: Shmoe, your a fag, yours doesn't count

Cool! Gold tank traps!

This tank fires a cohesive beam of light, much like a laser, except a bit less focused, and more destructive.
Burn like the vampire you are! That includes melting the tank trap ;P

i think the idea here is to use real life things, i dont expect to see a tesla tank or a cohedrant light beam tank to roll down the street any time soon.

But to keep on the path of beating your 'fantasy' tanks with contemporary means, i dig you an anti tank ditch. No more tanks or fantasy vehicles.

I cut down you bridge with a oxy-weld torch

LOL!! ROLMFAO!!!

My Hollywood hookers will keep the oxygen flowing, chop dem No Oxygen signs down!

Go girls!

World Oil Crisis.......no chainsaw

Wounded wrote:

u got no oxy-weld torch with no oxygen buddy

bloody nice one rofl

RUBBER SUIT MAN BEATS YOUR ELECTRICITY

Burn bitch

Take that you burning whore......

although it's not too original to use the flamethrower idea again

Your fire extinguisher gets fuck up by blowing it and it also takes a few terrorist down in the process by John McClane!!!!

Super Obama FTW

Crack your CD


and to pre-empt you mp3 version

I emulate your starforce

This is what publishers do to you when you try to be legit (fukin gta4)

Can't do much with NO arms or legs

Pffff who needs human arms and legs went you can be a crime fighting cyborg

all cyborgs will FAIL with no..

I render you lube useless with sand

quicksand

blow darted them balloons

I spot you dart with my trashcan suit

Whoops i just threw your daughter out

hard to drive that truck anywere when theres no road...

Who needs Roads

Tree into paper

unplugged the shredder

You solar panels are useless went a solar eclipse happends

This chinese welding mask will protect me against Solar Eclipse in style and i can weld with it also

Blowtorch pwns your welder AND your mask

Pwnd by a std that made your dick fall off!

Why would your girlfriend care about STD? She will still take ya no matter how many STD's you got, she aint gonna get no better than you.

a lyposuction should help

Well to start with a link that actually works would pwn yours so here it is.
For those who dont know this is Lesuire Suit Larry and he owns

QuAcKsFTW wrote:

Well to start with a link that actually works would pwn yours so here it is.
For those who dont know this is Lesuire Suit Larry and he owns

Boom Headshot!

ill take dem chainsaw bitches down with the only means possible:








Duke Nukem the man himself, who is irresistable to babes of all kinds and has an endless supply of PG rated one liners:

"time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.. damn, i'm all out of gum."



EDIT: Yes, I am a little girl and I am gay for Duke.


"oh.. duke.."

Aids beats your cock loving gayness.

bit hard to get aids when ur dead...

Until you become undead

i would do this, if my fuckin pictures would show!!!

DaemonFTW wrote:

Until you become undead

Burning undead since 1944!

omg burning's been done like 5 thousand times!

not till i kill the infected with my fellow survivors