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Aussie Guest
Posts : 410 Points : 6177 Join date : 2009-01-06
| Subject: Ke;'s offering of sex Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:32 pm | |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:39 pm | |
| Aussie.. YOU ARE A STAIN TO HELP MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION.. I had some guy who spoke only spanish on my MSN and i didn't recognise him. So I asked royalty to give me a hand.. unfortunatly royalty couldn't understand his dialect so he bailed on me.. (I will get you for that later royalty ) Aussie then offered his helping hand (STAIN) and talked to the guy. After we worked out that apparently i added him (*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*) Aussie then offered the guy sex with me for $1000 then $50 for my ass... CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT AUSSIE IS A FLAT OUT STAIN!!!!!
Last edited by Kelly_Jean on Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:14 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : no love for aussie) |
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your dog FTW Clan Member
Posts : 3060 Points : 9279 Join date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:49 pm | |
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NanoSnipeFTW Senior FTW Member
Posts : 750 Points : 6476 Join date : 2008-10-01 Age : 35 Location : Brisbane, Land Down Under
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:15 pm | |
| - Kelly_Jean wrote:
- Aussie.. YOU ARE A STAIN
TO HELP MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION..
I had some guy who spoke only spanish on my MSN and i didn't recognise him. So I asked royalty to give me a hand.. unfortunatly royalty couldn't understand his dialect so he bailed on me.. (I will get you for that later royalty ) Aussie then offered his helping hand (STAIN) and talked to the guy. After we worked out that apparently i added him (*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*) Aussie then offered the guy sex with me for $1000 then $50 for my ass...
CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT AUSSIE IS A FLAT OUT STAIN!!!!!
Love ya Aussie *puts hand up* um + 1 especially about the staining part. lol fkn randoms on msn haha shudda asked him about his bbq'd gator's haha (transformers start) "go with the spanish man whatever" |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:41 am | |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:42 am | |
| Yeah well you can kick aussies ass for it Wounded. |
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your dog FTW Clan Member
Posts : 3060 Points : 9279 Join date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:52 am | |
| i think its kinda funny aussie wrote "Kesemicolon's offering of sex" as opposed to "Kel's"
was he typing the title one handed or something as quickly as he could in his excitement?
EDIT: yeah ok kinda weak and i notice it NOW as im awake. im still not reading that post though. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:12 am | |
| well the other hand was busy
and if shes joining the clan i vote that we change her name to Kesemicolon. |
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your dog FTW Clan Member
Posts : 3060 Points : 9279 Join date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:34 am | |
| - TraeliumFTW wrote:
- well the other hand was busy
and if shes joining the clan i vote that we change her name to Kesemicolon. +103029580492685046 million billion bajillion and whatever other ridiculous numbers people used |
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Sgtkiller Guest
Posts : 1609 Points : 7431 Join date : 2008-10-01 Age : 42 Location : Melbourne, Australia
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:41 am | |
| hey who's picking on my kel? Dont worrie kell i got your back |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:57 am | |
| *Tear* SGTTTTTTT.... lol Aussies picking on me The Trae and dog joined in lol but funny enough Trae that name actually sounds pretty cool |
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DaemonFTW Moderator
Posts : 1143 Points : 6809 Join date : 2008-10-07 Age : 38 Location : Two Headed Tasmania
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:00 am | |
| yeah go on, then we can shorten it to a nickname of 'colon' |
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Dessicrater Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2783 Points : 8771 Join date : 2009-02-19 Age : 41 Location : Porto, Victoria
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:55 am | |
| that ruined my day lol...spanish text wall for the loss! |
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Dessicrater Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2783 Points : 8771 Join date : 2009-02-19 Age : 41 Location : Porto, Victoria
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:28 am | |
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[F_CK] Danielle Guest
Posts : 500 Points : 6391 Join date : 2009-02-12 Location : Trealium's House
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:58 am | |
| so it is settled then ? since Kelly is FTW now she is invited to the FTW slumber party ? and the next FTW slumber party is at sarge's bed ? Will you all be playing musical bed posts ? |
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Aussie Guest
Posts : 410 Points : 6177 Join date : 2009-01-06
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:16 am | |
| - [F_CK] Danielle wrote:
- so it is settled then ?
since Kelly is FTW now she is invited to the FTW slumber party ? and the next FTW slumber party is at sarge's bed ? Will you all be playing musical bed posts ? What is settled, is that kel rents her ass out for $50 , so shes getting more business than you sluts |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:22 am | |
| - [F_CK] Danielle wrote:
- so it is settled then ?
since Kelly is FTW now she is invited to the FTW slumber party ? and the next FTW slumber party is at sarge's bed ? Will you all be playing musical bed posts ? i can't make it, i'll have something better to do (ie. masturbating with a cheese grater.) ...LOL |
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Dessicrater Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2783 Points : 8771 Join date : 2009-02-19 Age : 41 Location : Porto, Victoria
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:30 am | |
| you can do better things than that trae like hitting your testicles with a small hammer so they dont quite get crushed but it causes immense pain. |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:32 am | |
| Nah i like the cheese grater idea |
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[F_CK] Danielle Guest
Posts : 500 Points : 6391 Join date : 2009-02-12 Location : Trealium's House
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:41 pm | |
| Here is Sarge's bed. cheese grate that instead |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| Dani where do you get this shit? lol penis icecream.. now penis bed?? Got penis on the brain do we? |
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your dog FTW Clan Member
Posts : 3060 Points : 9279 Join date : 2008-10-28
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:39 pm | |
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[F_CK] Danielle Guest
Posts : 500 Points : 6391 Join date : 2009-02-12 Location : Trealium's House
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:03 pm | |
| Nah Kelly. I gots alot more stuff yet to cum. Do you lot at least find it mildly amusing ? |
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GazzFTW Guest
Posts : 1193 Points : 6757 Join date : 2008-10-01 Location : Cocksvile
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:51 pm | |
| - Wounded wrote:
- what a waste of my time looking at a wall of txt that i cant even fucking read, i may be bored at work, but i aint bored enough to try read this shit
bullshit wounded ur learing spanish right now so u can read it u nosey fucker |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:14 pm | |
| lmao Dani its awesome.. i wanna know where you get em from so i can check out more photos like it.. Im still rather amused by the cock icecream though.. i really want one |
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(F_ck) Pauline. Guest
Posts : 500 Points : 6352 Join date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:17 am | |
| Ok Ok Let me say this just once...
Kelly - NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU! |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7016 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:21 am | |
| Paul, Go sit down before you hurt yourself too much. |
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(F_ck) Pauline. Guest
Posts : 500 Points : 6352 Join date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:08 am | |
| Too Late, I was just reading this and was just about to be seated when.... i hurt myslef real bad. |
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