Crysis 2 where the f*** is it!

I am sick of waiting for this fucking game, Danielle is saying it is due March 23 but she is a known liar so please tell me.. or should i just buy battlefield and become lame and brain dead like the rest of the battlefield players.

i think the best option to save money and waiting around is just quit life altogether.


but seriously, i don't think there has been a release date for Crysis 2 yet, just lots of random chunks of information and screens showing how amaaaaazing the graphics are. ironically, a fair few of them are photos of pictures in magazines, so aren't even in a good resolution.

maybe crysis 2 is a hoax, and they are just showing shit some employee at crytek made in their spare time to keep everyone off their backs.

Wounded im sure all these new shaddow and lighting features will mean fuck all to you since you will play the game on low settings anyways... Fag!

*shakes head*

Hello FTW

I actually never said anything about any confirmed dates.

If I did Iwould have posted a link to substantiate any claims because just like pauline's mother, we all know that what is posted on the internet is real.

However, there is news constantly coming out now, however unfounded it is, like a new york setting and more use of verticality, but I will wait for proof or a reliable link before I post anything.

In the meantime we are still playing MW2 and still causing trouble there as well.
Pauline likes to ask people "did you feel me inside you ?" after she digs the knife in them.
That causes a stir with players, along with asking if the shield guys are using libra fleur protection with "wings" ?

Danielle couldnt substantiate which was the last cock in her mouth let alone what she said after a whole goon bag of wine.

Lol tell me more

Hello Bob & FTW

Well, due to Pauline's timely thread, I was walking past a newsagency yesterday and lo & behold, the Edge magazine is out with the cover art of Crysis 2 !

New Crysis 2 Details Revealed
http://www.edge-online.com/news/new-crysis-2-details-revealed
During an elaborate Crysis 2 reveal, detailed in the latest issue of Edge magazine, Crytek unveiled fresh details about the franchise's move from the rainforest to the urban jungle and its new and improved Nanosuit 2

Crysis 2: Final release will NOT be a port to consoles
http://www.product-reviews.net/2010/02/15/crysis-2-final-release-will-not-be-a-port-to-consoles/

The Edge magazine had quite a few pages dedicated to Crysis 2, however, due to our impending new property settlement I am loathe to purchase and obtain a copy of the magazine in hardcopy.
contrary to Pauline's belief, we are not rich and we need every spare penny we can scrounge up.

However, bob or any one of FTW, if you are on MW2 and would like to partake in some good ole' fashioned shit stirring [F_CK] style, feel free to join us and "feel Pauline inside you" ... eeewww yucky
another personal favourite with the killcams is to squat on the faces of the dead and tell your enemy "Eat me !" or "Can you taste my pussy ?"

Just as i thought, look up the word Crass....

You have used this forum to once again try and let everyine know how fucking crass you are..

1) why would you mention a property purchase in a game review - cockeater
2) why would you mention that someone thinks your rich ina game review - cockeater

You added nothing to the actual crysis 2 debate but slipped in two very crass staements about yourself..

You are dispicable and everyone here can see through you.

now get back to your goon bag of wine and your second hand underwear.

that is a massive post, biggest Ive seen.. shouldn't you be banned for that?

wah wtf horrible wallpapers.. hope they're not official ones

top one aint too bad..

thats crap they arent releasing it on Xbox? u 100% sure?

Why would they release it to xbox? are you a simpleton..

xbox is latin for fuck me in the ass.. do like xbox?

yes i do, but im not latin so that probably makes me a hungarian fuck in the ass i dont really know?

wtf is that when its being released?

In 3 days?

wtf is up with the music lol.
looks good so far ^_^

that nano suit is tank.......

Cant wait!

man i shat my pants when u posted that website saying its being released in 3 days.. no more weed for jimmy untilll its released

ohhhhhhhh soz im kinda baked atm

Goddamn hippies

D:

http://playtech.co.nz/afawcs0139235/CATID=/ID=13489/SID=220978898/productdetails.html

You can pre-order CRYSIS 2 alredy dont knw about OZ yet.

If you go into EB games you can preorder Crysis 2 and make payments off it until it's release if you pay over what it's wort just get your cash difference back or spend it instore who gives a shit how long it takes to come out we all know it will be worth it so i reckon just be patient and wait for another great project from Crytek to hit the streets i already have $70 payed off my preorder and i know with EB it will be a special release in a tin cover or with some special item attached to the purchae

and I can get it from cdwow for $45.95 bucks pre-order.

and ill be geting it from Revtt because i've learnt that pirated copies always work better.