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PostSubject: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyWed Jun 10, 2009 7:32 pm

Kel had this lovely convo betweeen some spanish guy, via her use of a translator. Royalty has offered to translate

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Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
ok the last person couldnt help so heres someone
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
OK
- Josh =( says:
Cómo usted conoce a esta persona
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
YO QUE SE
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
ME APARECIO EN MI LISTA
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
DEL MSN
- Josh =( says:
no
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
NO QUE?????????
- Josh =( says:
porqué usted la agregó
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
NOP
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
AMI ME LLEGO UNA INVITACION Y YO ACEPTE
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
PERO DE ESO YA TIENE ALGO DE TIEMPO
- Josh =( says:
cuando ella le agrego
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
AY PUES NO ME ACUERDO EL DIA NI LA HORA
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
PERO YA TIENE ALGO DE TIEMPO
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- Josh =( says:
PERO YA TIENE ALGO DE TIEMPO
- Josh =( says:
??
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
YES
- Josh =( says:
ella envió tan invita, sí o no
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
OOOOOO QUE SI
- Josh =( says:
si?
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
SI
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
YES
- Josh =( says:
ella es blonde mudo
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
ORALE
- Josh =( says:
ella like' asiático de s con el pequeño dick
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
ORALE QUE BIEN
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
Y QUE EDAD TIENE ELLA
- Josh =( says:
ella quiere tener sexo con usted
- Josh =( says:
sí en 14
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
ORALE
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
HAVER QUE LO DIGA ELLA
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
ELLA SABE HABLAR INGLES
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
VERDAD
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Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Fi verdad
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Si*
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
OK
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
I don't even know what im agreeing to
- Josh =( says:
usted quiere el sexo con ella para 1000 dólares
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
OK
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
JAJAJA
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
QUIEN DICE ESO TU POR QUE ELLA NO DIJO ESO
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Para que sepas que no entiendo un wod que usted está diciendo. Por favor, ignore mi amigo ignorante.
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
::
- Josh =( says:
QUIEN DICE ESO TU POR QUE ELLA NO DIJO ESO
- Josh =( says:
ella pidió que tradujera eso
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
PERO ESO NO DECIA EN INGLES
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Yo no
- Josh =( says:
Ella consiguió la traducción incorrecta del Internet no hace caso de ella por favor, yo está haciendo traducir aquí
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Por favor, hacer caso omiso de él.
- Josh =( says:
ella dijo ella quisiera que usted la hiciera encima del asshole
- Josh =( says:
ése es solamente 50 dólares
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
JAJA
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
YES OK DONT WORRY MY FRIEND JELLY
Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Please ignore him.
- Josh =( says:
ella tiene gusto solamente del pequeño pene asiático en su asno sin embargo, alguien los derechos llamados
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
YES OK
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
YA DEJA DE ESTAR HABLANDO POR QUERIAS JOSH
- Josh =( says:
¿usted hará tres algunos con ella y estos derechos?
EL AMOR ES MARAVILLOSO NUNCA LO OLVIDES says:
JAJA
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Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ says:
Ok mate thanks for the chat. sorry about my friend. good night
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* Forbidden to remember; Terrified to forget ™️♥️ has left the conversation.
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- Josh =( says:
ella tiene gusto de gritar para el triunfo cuando ella consigue hecha encima del asno
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyWed Jun 10, 2009 7:39 pm

Aussie.. YOU ARE A STAIN

TO HELP MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION..

I had some guy who spoke only spanish on my MSN and i didn't recognise him.
So I asked royalty to give me a hand.. unfortunatly royalty couldn't understand his dialect so he bailed on me.. (I will get you for that later royalty Razz)
Aussie then offered his helping hand (STAIN) and talked to the guy.
After we worked out that apparently i added him (*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*)
Aussie then offered the guy sex with me for $1000 then $50 for my ass...

CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT AUSSIE IS A FLAT OUT STAIN!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyWed Jun 10, 2009 7:49 pm

???
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyWed Jun 10, 2009 10:15 pm

Kelly_Jean wrote:
Aussie.. YOU ARE A STAIN

TO HELP MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION..

I had some guy who spoke only spanish on my MSN and i didn't recognise him.
So I asked royalty to give me a hand.. unfortunatly royalty couldn't understand his dialect so he bailed on me.. (I will get you for that later royalty Razz)
Aussie then offered his helping hand (STAIN) and talked to the guy.
After we worked out that apparently i added him (*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*)
Aussie then offered the guy sex with me for $1000 then $50 for my ass...

CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT AUSSIE IS A FLAT OUT STAIN!!!!!

Love ya Aussie

*puts hand up* um + 1 especially about the staining part. lol fkn randoms on msn haha

shudda asked him about his bbq'd gator's haha (transformers start) "go with the spanish man whatever"
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 12:41 am

your dog wrote:
???
+1
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 3:42 am

Yeah well you can kick aussies ass for it Wounded.
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 3:52 am

i think its kinda funny aussie wrote "Kesemicolon's offering of sex" as opposed to "Kel's"

was he typing the title one handed or something as quickly as he could in his excitement?



EDIT: yeah ok kinda weak and i notice it NOW as im awake.
im still not reading that post though.
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 4:12 am

well the other hand was busy

and if shes joining the clan i vote that we change her name to Kesemicolon.
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 4:34 am

TraeliumFTW wrote:
well the other hand was busy

and if shes joining the clan i vote that we change her name to Kesemicolon.

+103029580492685046 million billion bajillion and whatever other ridiculous numbers people used
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 4:41 am

hey who's picking on my kel? Dont worrie kell i got your back
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 4:57 am

*Tear* SGTTTTTTT.... lol

Aussies picking on me Razz

The Trae and dog joined in Sad

lol but funny enough Trae that name actually sounds pretty cool Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 5:00 am

yeah go on, then we can shorten it to a nickname of 'colon'
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 5:55 am

that ruined my day lol...spanish text wall for the loss!
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 6:28 am

kiss me colin?
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 6:58 am

so it is settled then ?
since Kelly is FTW now she is invited to the FTW slumber party ?
and the next FTW slumber party is at sarge's bed ?
Will you all be playing musical bed posts ?
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 7:16 am

[F_CK] Danielle wrote:
so it is settled then ?
since Kelly is FTW now she is invited to the FTW slumber party ?
and the next FTW slumber party is at sarge's bed ?
Will you all be playing musical bed posts ?

What is settled, is that kel rents her ass out for $50 Razz, so shes getting more business than you sluts
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 7:22 am

[F_CK] Danielle wrote:
so it is settled then ?
since Kelly is FTW now she is invited to the FTW slumber party ?
and the next FTW slumber party is at sarge's bed ?
Will you all be playing musical bed posts ?


i can't make it, i'll have something better to do (ie. masturbating with a cheese grater.)






...LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 8:30 am

you can do better things than that trae like hitting your testicles with a small hammer so they dont quite get crushed but it causes immense pain.
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 8:32 am

Nah i like the cheese grater idea Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 2:41 pm

Here is Sarge's bed. cheese grate that instead
Ke;'s offering of sex Bed
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 2:42 pm

Dani where do you get this shit?

lol penis icecream.. now penis bed?? Got penis on the brain do we?
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 3:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 6:03 pm

Nah Kelly. I gots alot more stuff yet to cum.
Do you lot at least find it mildly amusing ?
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 6:51 pm

Wounded wrote:
what a waste of my time looking at a wall of txt that i cant even fucking read, i may be bored at work, but i aint bored enough to try read this shit

bullshit wounded ur learing spanish right now so u can read it u nosey fucker
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyThu Jun 11, 2009 8:14 pm

lmao Dani its awesome.. i wanna know where you get em from so i can check out more photos like it.. Im still rather amused by the cock icecream though.. i really want one Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 4:17 am

Ok Ok Let me say this just once...


Kelly - NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 5:21 am

Paul,

Go sit down before you hurt yourself too much.
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PostSubject: Re: Ke;'s offering of sex   Ke;'s offering of sex EmptyFri Jun 12, 2009 8:08 am

Too Late, I was just reading this and was just about to be seated when.... i hurt myslef real bad.
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