Aww c'mon weapon inertia gives ya the feeling of the weight of the weapon in your hands lol switchin it off takes away some of the joyas closer to life experience lol... although I admit to playing on low or medium... mainly because kinda lags like a mother fucker on anything above medium.

But when you are using laser pointers it aims them at the ground so when you are sprinting you can't shoot straight away or you miss a lot. But with weapon inertia off the laser pointer always aims foward.

LMAO ahhhh you have a point there wounded yes I see... lol but still i'll keep my inertia on in multiplayer lol and keep my low settings on as well.

Sniper Sam wrote:

Only one thing can beat your parking DaPony and that is MY parking!!!

PS: Sorry for them saying parking fail on them they were originally posted here.

Here's our proto attempt:



Here's some boat parking:



More Boat Parking:



Even more boat parking:



And a flipped trolley:

methinks the only 1 that beats me is da upside down trolley LMAO

-NOTE- This is actually a post by Tear.
My bro forgot to log out so I'd accidently posted this under his name. Thank fully his forgetfullness means i can at least try to sort some of this out...

-TEAR-
I remember that day with the trolley, lol.
Can't remember if it was me who flipped dan....
Either way, i remember TKing someone by trollying them off a cliff.

file:///C:/Users/Chris/Documents/My%20Games/Crysis%20Wars/ScreenShots/ScreenShot0025.jpg


my two parking errors

literally a flying boat:

ROFL clerk

ClerkWithKnife wrote:

literally a flying boat:

CLERK YOU BLOODY FOOL!!!!!!

Lol Clerk loves the boats eh?

dont ask how i did this



blame clerk for this 1 =



trying to fly = this =



truck blows up, some reason i live, and cant get out lol



and my grand finale =

Lol i remember the second last one, and if you dont get it, look to the bottom of the screenie, Pony was in the wrecked truck XD I actually was trying to TK him when it exploded, and somehow he was still alive XD

Going Vertical.

YOU SHALL NOT DRIVE HERE!!






made it roll

how to park a signpost in dx10: (NOT FAKED)

ROFLMAO




LMAO LMFAO LMAO

Quack's Underwater Explosion Bonanza (done yesterday)

me stacking tanks and the subsequent explosion (done ages ago when i abused admin privs at 2am)

Whoa holy shit!!

rofl

Makes me wana go back to high settings.

l forgot what crysis even looks like on high

I have NO idea how this happened:






oh and also this is my double war factory penetration picture that made its way into a new thread somehow:


Next time ill go for 3

PS. Quaks, clerk gave me some of the scripting he uses for his test server which i think is the same on ausserver and i decided 2 try some new vehicles. I have a hovercraft with a tank gauss cannon and a twin MOAC AAA so far. Just to inform.

Earz

Dammit dog! I haven't seen you in Yonks!

Damn...hovercraft with a tank gauss sounds fu#kin stupendous!

Quacks, what about adding one of those to the current line up?

Ok i know i only just put up a similar parking pic, but i couldnt resist doing...

QUINTUPLE PENETRATION!





NOT FAKED, we actually drove all of these in

Done by me and clerk (one driving, one punching)

and whats more, we got some of them out:



The rest exploded. None of them had rear tyres by the end.

Earz

PS. @D3coy, its pretty damn awesome. If u shoot a ramp at the right spot you can fly so far up that you hit the skybox in mesa. Its more of a flying machine than a hovercraft. Oh and also, the MOAC AAA is basically a one-shot kill. Takes down a VTOL in about .5 of a second.

this was during the FTW vs AOS match today



and this is the tear... starting his own base on mesa..

TraeliumFTW wrote:

this was during the FTW vs AOS match today



and this is the tear... starting his own base on mesa..

AHAHAHAHAHA!

I didn't think anybody remembered that, rofl. Except maybe Karma.

Dont worry tear, i remembered it then i stole a vtol hehe XD

Aussie wrote:

Dont worry tear, i remembered it then i stole a vtol hehe XD

I believe you did...

(Now, in the case of Vtol thieves, take aim, wait, then detonate the various packs of c4.)

lol

recent ish i challenged charlie a race from war fact far our in mesa to the prototype, involving me jumping off a cliff and him trying to make me roll, pulled in about the same time from different directions n collided, this is the result: me climbing the wall BACKWARDS




OK SO IT WASNT THAT GOOD i had way better ones going vertical and rolling my car somehow then righting it

gosh we need new material in this thread

ill rewrite that code for the gausshovercraft and get some pics of that

earz got his tank thing upside down and shot at the ground to flip it back over this is were he ended

ROFL!!!!! AHAHAHA man i can just imagine him looking around and going 'hmmm...'

TraeliumFTW wrote:

ROFL!!!!! AHAHAHA man i can just imagine him looking around and going 'hmmm...'

Lol trae yeah that was pretty much it followed by oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck clerk is around here somewhere.......

talking about an inability to land an asv, on trin cove some guy got his asv stuck in this tree



then 30 seconds later the same guy comes back with a car and attempts the same jump...

hahaha clerks that shit was funny

then someone else got a car stuck up next to it but people started shooting at us (we being US) and so i used rockets to demolish em

Heres some good old fashioned boat parking fail:




Some vtol parking inventiveness when clerk just HAD to get out and shoot the bloke himself:

This is my best one..its from the original crysis tho https://i.servimg.com/u/f84/14/14/92/80/b3af8e11.jpg

sorry to ruin ur boat parking moment but my posts on page THREE are better

https://clanftw.forumotion.net/media-f14/the-ftw-guide-to-parking-t31-30.htm

i lmao at this for some reason and thought it would fit in here quite well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uLECuGK07U

boots out

stupid bitch probly couldnt navigate a straight road

haha yea

rofl i think ive seen that before, but fucking funny. best bit is the guy just giving up on waiting and parking for her, hahaha