Post your favourite shots of some solid parking efforts.

lol good job their jimmy... may i ask how it got there?

https://i.servimg.com/u/f40/13/10/39/49/crysis10.jpg
get this in ya.

i would still say that jimmy is winning...

Troppo assisted me serbz:
Not a hack!
1 car:

2 cars:


might i also add that troppo was in the car hitting the accelerator, i was strength punching to get the car to the wall, and nomad was repairing the car so my punches didnt blow it up. map MESA

Thats Hacking!

Serbz turn your hacks off!

hmm fresh park jobs done tonight... enjoy


lol and..

u beat me to it. SSM goes well dont it?

Not bad, for a fucking ssm cheater loser!

Yeah +1 for Jimmys comment.
If i could be fucked i would delete or move your screen shots to a new topic - Gayest screen shots

u all attackin me??? wtf lol ssm im no admin dickwads i cant do that shit.. i was on shins server and he turned punch up and i punched them up there

Not bad, for a fucking modded server cheater loser!

did u do that parkin at the energy site drivin it there jimmy?

Yeah, not on purpose though

I jumped out to fight someone and i think it ran up the black wires and landed there.

Hot damn. That is some funny stuff.

I'm gonna have to get some shots of my less than parallel parking efforts.

Whoops. I went too fast.

haha nice one bruz.

WTF!!! hahaha thats funny as

dont know how they done it but they did. i tried asking them but they didn't say anything.

Yeah, I was in the building they were trying to take. That was on a FIST map and I couldn't exactly go and nail their asses cause they had the maching gun on the jeep that was in fullk working order.

Was good parking though. I stil got the energy site once they left though.

lulz im there on screen
though thats not much of a compliment..
DAMN YOU FIVE OH SIX!!



man i thought i was bad when id camp a bunker in a vtol, and stupidly sometimes my keys would get locked in a weird lag fashion
and i'd thrust sexually forward and flip my vtol. getting it the right way up is a bitch..

hey wakko i remember killing u!!! hmmmm lol. u tried taking the energysite u should said haha.

if you can work out how i did this through closed doors i'll give you a chocolate bickkey





tyres still going!




i think they permabanned me from that server for being a 'hacker':

i got heaps of kills up by aiming and shooting down heaps of people who kept respawning at a bunker as well as took em out with claymores and c4 in the bunker..
i also camped a bunker, aviation and energy site with a light tank and kept repairing so they couldnt take me out for ages while i destroyed them
and i destroyed a Battle Tank with just a Scar..

i even had a positive kill-death ratio! 33-18..

VERY Hackeresque..

it was the high ping really that got me there..


..or maybe they got tired of me being an arsehole and shittalking

a few more poor parking attempts



upside down hovercraft:




some one doing a wheelie.. it was a headstand but i didn't cap that in time whilst trying to jump on like a cowboy:





Sturgy and Jarhead enjoy playing with tanks until Sturgy fucks it up like an arse and flips his tank, SOMEHOW:








he'd like that...
=P

i'm sorry, but i've never seen turkey fail more in his life than he did when he parked his vtol, got out and it suddenly flipped:







i take that back, i'm not sorry ( except for his mother ) it was fucking hilarious



me, WTF, and Turkey all had vtols in Game Arena dominating because we are whores, and i move my vtol and he parked behind me,
and it fucking flipped after i left and went inside.




also in that game another person had a Freeze Pistol hack on but was being more conservative and could actually play a bit, didn't know it was there until he suddenly froze Turkey with a pistol.. i wonder how popular it is.

FUCKING JESUS CHRIST

ONLY SOMEONE WITH THE NAME TURKEY COULD FLIP A VTOL WITHOUT BEING IN IT

Lol ive had my tank VTOL explode when i some how flipped it on the deck when another VTOl came out of the ground, BOOM!

Also ive done the upsidedown hover heaps of times.

And the worst parking ever is when Quacks spawns a tank on the US submarine.... Lol

haha i swear i saw a game maybe it was you Chrono or someone else, when a vtol was stuck in between the hangar doors.

a few times ive had my vtol kind be floating above the platform as it was made..




Turkey is chilled, gobble gobble, just a bit of a goober =P

i amounted a few more fun things on the new maps, enjoy:

Canyon:






NesHem






me and some people being idiots escaping from outside the PowerStruggle quarry map, as it has no kill zones. up those massive mountains, leaping off and into the infinite drop..

heres some random shit because cbf new thread:


getting into Air Factory before the vtol finishes, so you can fly out asap




underneath Xi4Mesa, secret vtol n tanks!!1one




this is why we cant have nice things like singularity vtols, because they create never disappearing black holes
and can be remote controlled








my screenies are stealing your downloads. enjoy =P

At this point in time i would liek to point out that Loki is a rocket whore...
And a fist whore, but i mug people in the proto so i really can't say much...

Here are a few good parking examples I've seen latley.

been saving these

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XD

hahahha ive seen that before Dapony, builds another boat ontop.

I do believe this was done by Sniper sam.

oops there was couple missing......



Hellrazor came and tried to steal my tank but failed miserably (even he couldn't get it unstuck XD)



now i have know idea why this happens...

The Tear wrote:

I do believe this was done by Sniper sam.

na i got it in but gave up getting it into reception so he tried

Believe it or not this was ENTIRELY by accident

Yep its hanging there^^





none of these are faked

herese another one - the FTW way to exit a vehicle that's parked near the war factory:

ive had my fun, now its time for me to win this!!!

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ROFLMAO.................

Only one thing can beat your parking DaPony and that is MY parking!!!

PS: Sorry for them saying parking fail on them they were originally posted here.

Here's our proto attempt:



Here's some boat parking:



More Boat Parking:



Even more boat parking:



And a flipped trolley:

What font are you using there sniper sam?

You don't say...

What is the crysis font?

Yes they are crysis font just for verification and i did get it from that website.

BTW are my pics the winner?

Probably not.

My GTX 260 plays well on Very High so why would i want to play at low.

One thing you gotta remember is when boat parking to get a spawn boat because otherwise it will self destruct, it happened to me as i was jumping at it.

I also remember a match on Aus server when Fury FTW was jumping on the spawn boat and battling us that was fun until he c4'd it.

Hey Sniper, Wounded is a K/D whore and cant handle loosing thus he plays with all his settings on low so he gets better hit registration from smooth gameplay. I could go into great detail on how much of a whore he is but i wont... Actually i will ive got nothing better to do atm. This bloody whore even turns weapon inertia off so it looks like your playing friggin wolfenstein 3d and to make things worse he EVEN uses simple iron sights, whicf for me would completley ruin the game.
Myself I love having the settings up high its what makes the game good aswell as gameplay.
Anyways ive finished with my little dig on wounded. lol

PS . Wounded LOVES getting shot by rocketlaunchers hahhaahha you thought I was gona say you LOVE the cock didnt ya hahahha

Although i do admit to turning my weapon inertia off. But why play the game on low when your system can handle soooo much more. That defeats the point of buying the most graphically advanced game in the first place..