Alright... boys.. girl.. and tranny (Pauline)

It;s my birthday on sunday.. now i dont want any wise ass crack jokes when i get on.. lmaooo!!!!


I feel old as it is... soooo we're all just gunna pretend its NOT my birthday =)
Got it???

AWESOME!!!


Love,
Kel

Hey Kelly

Happy Birthday you old Tart!

I am actually also very old and when i take off my tranny suit i see many more wrinkles than i used to..

So i will be good..

aww you poor thing, 19 turning 20.

got greys eh?

missus found sum in my hair and made sure she showed me

so i found some on her

bitch

lmao!!!

Daemon.. funny bugger..

No i dont have any greys... yet.. THANK GOD!!

But It was a top thing you did to her so well done.. lmaoooo

Ahhhh!!! noooooooooooooo

Don't say that...

I might wear a beanie for the rest of my life now.. lmao!!!

I doubt ill find any.. i dye my hair like every 2 months lmao!!

i vote we all sing happy birthday next time shes on TS
for being the big 19 + 1

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...

lmaoo!!!!!!... OMG... if you guys do i swear i will record it and put it as my ringtone on my phone lmao!!!!

Worst Ringtone Ever.

with royalty singing anyway

I'll make sure to put some sick dialect in that song then! LOL
(to song) Happy b'day TULZER LOVES DICK happy b'day COCK SUCK MOTHER FUCK CUNT FUCK DICK SHIT.

because gazz is just 2g to sing... 2g...

lol dess that's very poetic

thank you karma, it took many hours to write those poetic lyrics, alot of wasted paper and sweat.
Im deeply honoured to accept the For Us Crafty Kids trophy for my poems and would like to thank Dave Irene Charles and Karen for all the help they provided. Also the C.U.N.T FM on their latest running of my poem on air.

i think id rather royalty sang it then aussie hahaha

lmao! how about non of you sing it =] then i wont need to record it and put it as my ringtone lmao

well you could always say "happy brithday" in crysis with a FTW Team Kill to the head. How did that little ditty go in the video axe wound posted ?

HAPPY BIRHTDAY KELLYYYYYYYYY

TraeliumFTW wrote:

i think id rather royalty sang it then aussie hahaha

??? When have u ever heard me sing, i have never on team speak

I was hoping to see the baby oil wrestling match between you and delta that was pinned in for your bday party!

btw, HAPPY BDAY KELZ!

yeh i woke up really late because im a lazy shit so i wasnt around n didnt go on TS to see if anyone sang for you


did anyone sing?

i came into the server a bit wasnt really playing or watching sorry lol.

lmao.. nah mate dont worry about it.. i went on the TS server but everyone was spread out and i couldnt find a few peopel to talk to.. lmaoo.. thank you though =]

what i wasn't good enough to be with on ts? Grrrrr :p , anyway how was laser tag? Did did you get win

is that how kelz celebrated? laser tag? no hardcore party?
did you go go-karting as well if its like those places in adelaide that have go karting right next to the tag.

or was it a cooler laser tag?
paintballing woulda been better =P

Awww Kels you should celebrate you b-day with a few kegs, hookers, some cocaine, clowns, flame throwers and cream pies!!!!!!!

buckethead121 wrote:

Awww Kels you should celebrate you b-day with a few kegs, hookers, some cocaine, clowns, flame throwers and cream pies!!!!!!!

That sounds just like a regular day for teh mosquito

lol sgt you were the best to talk too... Thx for the chat.. Unfortunatly i didnt win... My bf hammrred us all... Dog we played 3 games of laser tag then bowling lol... Lsser tag was my warm up for paintball next yr... Bucket thats my party next yr.. And your all invited ofcourse.. Lol jimmy i dont wanna know mate lol

buckethead121 wrote:

Awww Kels you should celebrate you b-day with a few kegs, hookers, some cocaine, clowns, flame throwers and cream pies!!!!!!!

Sounds like a Rammstein concert! LOL

rammstein ftw


hmm i hate bowling, so fuckin BORING

oh kelz lol i found this screenie of a night we first got you on TS and stayed up punching each other;
everyones getting boogy-wid-it at the plantation midnight rave!




(youre the one in the middle, dancing very drunkedly!)

LMFAO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH OMG...


OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHA.. the little red glowstick guy behind me lmao!!!

lols were to be had
=D



(you get that effect by punching corpses when they have just died on the ground or falling)

lmao.. oh that screen shot is just classic though.. i wanna put like speech bubble on it lmao

haha it can be your new dp, asking the guy behind you 'WHY WONT YOU HELP ME STAND UP STRAIGHT? IM FALLING AAAH!!'
hes probs too busy checkin you out from behind ;-) lol be wary!

lmao... i was gunna put one on the shiny guy saying 'im a glow stick' while i was gunna say 'Wooo im raving' lmao.. while the camera man got... 'OMFG.... BUNCHA DRUNKS' lmao

lolol

gosh itd be the day when someone really catches you acting like that as you party hard hahaha
you sound like youre speaking from experience =P

lmao.. noooo NEVER!!!

Kelly_Jean wrote:

lmao.. noooo NEVER!!!

happy bday stain

buckethead121 wrote:

Awww Kels you should celebrate you b-day with a few kegs, hookers, some cocaine, clowns, flame throwers and cream pies!!!!!!!

Good old mexican celebration, cant go wrong.

sgtkillerFTW wrote:

Good old mexican celebration, cant go wrong.

lol Sgt.. Your hilarious

sgtkillerFTW wrote:

buckethead121 wrote:

Awww Kels you should celebrate you b-day with a few kegs, hookers, some cocaine, clowns, flame throwers and cream pies!!!!!!!

Good old mexican celebration, cant go wrong.

Chilian dude. If it was Mexican, she'd get Swine Flu O.o