I would just like to say a BIG thankyou for the invitation to join your clan.. Danieklle and I will be both accepting and look forward to meeting you all in person....

Hello FTW
Once again... C-O-N-G-R-A-T-L-A-T-I-O-N-S
You have beat pauline at her own game. I KNOW you will be REJECTING HER application and NOT mine because I am certainly NOT that dumb as to apply for something i know I won't get. It's not like I am trying to buy a home for $840k and someone gazumps me for $805k.
So now she is posting here. She is a sulking bitch who can't accept defeat HA HA HA.
I must admit you guys are GOOD. It takes alot of effort to beating pauline but you have achieved success !!!
Actually I can just see you guys chatting on TS now...
and on tonight's agenda we have f_ck pauline wanting to join FTW...
*Everyone online pisses themselves silly and wets their pants*
*massive pause*
axe wound replies: "No !"
next agenda item...

shouldnt that be transgender?

Dear Danielle

Female online gamers generally make up about 40% of gamers but when simple stuipid shit games are taken away (Scrabulous and the like) you are left with about 19% female gamers and i would guess that this number is lower in regards to war games. So wars is predominately played by males meaning that women are sort after with a 5/1 ratio.

Wounded secretly wants to become a lesbian just to share your bed and FURY has already started to grow his nails and shave his bits!

The FTW clan cannot afford to say NO to us, we are in demand and will one day rule this clan.

Wounded is thinking of the google add cash and knows he needs us...

FTW now = "FOR THE WOMEN"

Oh and by the way... did you know that madcunt back from vanilla crysis days is still playing crysis and yes, she is also FEMALE ?
For some reason she is afraid to enter into FTW territory... perhaps it might have something to do with bloopa's membership application
Although i saw a "freestyler" on ausserver a couple opf days ago, I wish lilboots was on as well.
The banter would have been awesome, I so would have like to end with "You have been served BITCH" to freestyler, funny how they all drop their c44x tags

we have been talking on teamspeak, thinking of saying no, might create more publicity for us.

I reckon this could make the paper.

Hello Aussie
Eventhough you lot are very tolerant and easygoing you all MUST SAY NO, NO N O, "N O" by your own principles

from DeamonFTW
Subject: Applications Under Review Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:46 pm
Please Note that as a part of your application process it is taken into consideration the amount of activity that you take on the forum as well as in game.
So take part in the forum, log onto Teamspeak and see you in game.

Of Pauline does very little REJECT application reason 1

From Bob
Subject: PLEASE READ Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:13 am
For new applicants, the easiest way to join FTW for both parties concerned, is to get to know the FTW lads before joining. This is the way the clan formed and how most members have joined.

We know you and you all HATE US !!! plain and simple... REJECT application reason 2

Joining Team-Speak once and expecting membership is not the way to go about it. The clan holds comradeship/having a laugh/having fun very highly and to ensure new members get along, the membership process has to take some time.

We know you and you all HATE US !!! plain and simple... REJECT application reason 3

Any queries PM any of the admins.
We know you and we ABUSE the admins, you all HATE US !!! plain and simple... REJECT application reason 4

Fuck you lot !!! JUST SAY FUCKING "NO" axe wound and co, you can't do it by your own standards (If you have any).
How hard can it be ?
JUST SAY FUCKING "NO"
...But keep the sealed section idea going, that is so fucking funny and pauline will be personally stalking each and everyone of you to find out more about it
Ha ha haha 9 fucking pages ha ha hah ah what is it ? A spread eagle poster size pic of pauline and her picture of tasmania ? ?

wow, they right better essays than dog!, i say Yes to accept danielle, and kick dog out of clan

hey aussie, FUCK YOU


im working on my essay skills ok? that is, to reduce the amount of essays i write cause i write too many

imo one day we should just all come on the server with random girls names and the tag (F_ck) in front, say its a hostile clan takeover.
shotgun being (F_ck) Jessica!

yeh lets do it, ill be [F_UCK] JENNIFER for jennifer hawkins

ill be [F_CK] Sandra just because it sounds like a bitch name.

doesnt somebody already use Sandra Sully? hmm i GUESS its ok to use then..

I like your essays your dog, keep writing your 3 pages essays, did you see carts' fuck you thread ? we have alot in common. I'll swap ya' wounded... your dog who is like me and aussie who is mildly retarded and like pauline for pauline. You can take that traitorous fuckslut and jam her up your axe wound. I'll take your dog and throw in aussie for free... rape pauline well, she needs it. Tell me after 1 hour when you want to trade back and I may consider it with interest too, then you'll understand how much high maintenance that dumb fucking retarded traitor is

Lets have a look at this Danielle...

Traitor = one who betrays another's trust or is false to an obligation or duty. (online dictionary)

Betrays another trust ? remeber the time i found you behind the skating rink fucking buttons? you speak of trust but you are a fucking scrag master!

false to an obligation or duty - like the time when i was suppose to get a three some together for you and ended up stuck on my own with a fucking fat cunt and an old guy? and where were you ? you cannot speak of traitor slut!

Wounded wrote:

bobby uses Sandra Sully lol i still remember the days

Up yours paris_hilton