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(F_ck) Pauline.
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PostSubject: Please Teach Me How To Play   Please Teach Me How To Play EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 5:35 am

Hi Cunts

As you may know my skills in the game generally revolve around driving around trying to run you ftw cock suckers over..

This behavior is due to the fact that i am a shit player.

I sometimes try and shoot but unless i have the gauss or sniper rifle i find that emptying a whole clip into the back of an ftw player only to have him turn around, shoot a couple of shots into my head and then i am on the ground spinning around like one of Danielle's dead flybees is very depressing.

I used to think you were all cheats but it seems it is just me that is a useless asa chocolate kettle.


I need help to learn how to play can someone please help me.
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Dessicrater
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GazzFTW
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PostSubject: Re: Please Teach Me How To Play   Please Teach Me How To Play EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 6:26 am

ohhh dessi beat me to it... i was looken for that but couldnt find it lol
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[F_CK] Danielle
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PostSubject: Re: Please Teach Me How To Play   Please Teach Me How To Play EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 6:54 am

Whorebag, once again your stupidity astounds me ! How can YOU be my rolemodel ? affraid
Why the fuck are you asking for training when I have already directed you to yourdog's massive thread ?
Valium is right you really are a retard. keep chasing those seagulls.
You must really, REALLY want to get in bed with these boys.
At least direct your queries to DaPony, at lest you'd hope he is hung like a... pony ?
Or remind charlie how you are still a hottie she-male
Or tell Uncle Bob how you look like a Taiwanese Hooker
what's left to say ? "Hey baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time."
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(F_ck) Pauline.
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PostSubject: Re: Please Teach Me How To Play   Please Teach Me How To Play EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 7:25 am

Hey Wouded is this video the type where you are all naked with large plastic sheets on the floor, and aftewrwards a large firehose to clean up?

oh and thanks for link, i will read it, and Danielle - get fucked
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sErBz
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PostSubject: Re: Please Teach Me How To Play   Please Teach Me How To Play EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 10:00 am

Wounded wrote:
im currently putting together a video of my stain ass playing the game, might help other players out, if not the video is just there to see me pwning boots and serbz Smile

Quacks wounded is going against the FTW COC... Cunt
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(F_ck) Pauline.
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PostSubject: Re: Please Teach Me How To Play   Please Teach Me How To Play EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 10:16 am

So Serbz...

Let me get this straight.. you speak of Cock and Cunt in the same sentence, this is a bit strange either you have one or the other right?

And dobbing to Quacks (who actually has both) is a bit retarded don't you think.

This was my serious Q and A session and look what you have done to it.. no respect !
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