Well golf is a mind game so...whoever is the calmest and most level headed....so def not boots....rofl!

Wounded wrote:

sif jimmy is calm haha, he is a huge rager lol

You are all ragers so it was hard to choose...hehehe

Well, OB1 is bound to complain about hit reg on the golf ball so......

hahahahaha

i didnt think of that daemon. I chose obi, sozza wounded. I just think obi will have the upper hand. If not, then wounded FTW!

im went for wounded coz i remember about 6 months back when i said to him im goin to play golf 2moz wounded said oh yeah i go for a hit of golf lot so yeah i think wounded coz he sounded like played alot of golf lol

I dunno about boots, he has to adapt to the brissy climate sooo that might affect his game lol, hmm who to choose...

I reckon OB1 because he will probley hit you all in the back with a golf club.
We should get a shot with you four in game with golf clubs lol.
Like this : https://clanftw.forumotion.net/media-f14/anyone-up-for-some-golf-t276.htm

I didn't know Jim lived in/around brissy area to start off with lol, I thout it was ob1, wounded, gazz, boots(now that he's moved) and myself. learn new shit everyday.

Gazz lives down the gold coast doesnt he?

gazz lives in syd

wounded wat golf course is this is a piss weak par 3 or u playing on a par 4 or 5?

lol oh ok yeah rippin up canada lol, havin fun lol

Wounded wrote:

its a full 18holes watchout, so the best after that many rounds wins

yes i do know how to play golf thank you lol i was just wondering if ur playing on a par3 or par4 course

i think he is asking which par are u boys having ur little match on, i could b wrong tho

I cant pick a winner, we know you guys will all end up ball-less anyway so I think you guys should include the 19th hole and make it a last man standing / sudden death match ROFL

I wager that after the first hole they'll go "fuck this" and end up at the pub

HAHA! Daemon has a point there, very good daemon like the style of thinking there. weather's apparently meant to be showers and a top of 29deg 2morro.. 20% chance of rain... or so it says so you never know may get to go swining in the rain.. which could change the game play, destroy the beloved hit regie and the outcome of the game.

I bet you guys don't have a course with 13 par 5's and 5 par 4's at it. Bust out the driver and let that baby fly!
One of the 2 courses in Katanning is that, and it doesn't get watered =/

It's like playing on a cricket pitch, you nearly have to hammer the fucking tee's into the ground. God help me if I miss the ball and hit the ground... Bye bye golf stick lol.

How much golf do you guys play? I've been playing since 2006, and I'm loving it.

I've played 3 games in the last 15 years

I used to play a bit when i was 10 but almost nothing since then. Will be dusting off the 20 year old clubs if i can find them when i get home tonight, maybe ill bring my basket of 30 year old balls too hahaha

Wounded wrote:

its a par 72, with par 3's, 4's and 5's throughout the course, is that wat u mean??

oh ok then dw i dont think u get me doesnt matter

anyway best of luck to the boys

JimmyMosquito wrote:

I've played 3 games in the last 15 years

I used to play a bit when i was 10 but almost nothing since then. Will be dusting off the 20 year old clubs if i can find them when i get home tonight, maybe ill bring my basket of 30 year old balls too hahaha

OMG can i change my vote please....?

I love golf and have played for the last 20yrs, very relaxing (if you are playn well) lol. Have fun boys, and dont forget the most important thing...after the game the loser shouts beers and chips
Cos.

So whats the verdict? who won the golf game lol?

well yous all must have found out i could not make it due to relocation problems thus the reason, yous guys didnt vote for me and that would be the only reason i would hope. no votes, at least 1 person voted for me. (give that guy a bowl of ice cream)

P.S the ice cream was awesome!!

yea cant make it fellas realy pissed off i tried, had to go to a meeting for the rental of a place in brissy (the sooner i get it the better i can get my pc and internet hooked up asap). rest assured the games will continue with lots of rage from the boys and a little caption that says "( killing spree by LilbootsFTW, 6 hole in ones and counting)". anyways im taking this comp to the next level after a couple more rounds of golf with scars im demanding a squash game. its up to you guys but i will be able to make any of the next games yous guys descide on. and fuck walking i get payed for that shit so golf carts all the way....!!!!

luv boots

its in your blood you say, thats good cause after im finished with you thats all you be seeing and it wont be mine..

Lmao oohh hear the trash comming out lol, good shit about the game today fellas, I was studyin with Tripple M going 30deg out there today what a oven, not supprised you got heat stroke and bad sunburn lol.

LilbootsFTW wrote:

well yous all must have found out i could not make it due to relocation problems thus the reason, yous guys didnt vote for me and that would be the only reason i would hope. no votes, at least 1 person voted for me. (give that guy a bowl of ice cream)

P.S the ice cream was awesome!!

hate to say mate but the votes were in b4 we found out . so it worked out alright at the end anyway

dont lie sgt, we all know thats not tru, but if you be a good boy i will let you be my caddy wen i play next.

which golf course in brisbane? cause i'm at the Redlands area (30-40min) outta the city itself.

*votes for boots

LilbootsFTW wrote:

dont lie sgt, we all know thats not tru, but if you be a good boy i will let you be my caddy wen i play next.

lol u funny cunt.

so were u really not able to make it or do u just not know how to play and chickend out, came up with some xcuse so u dont go and then suggest squash becuase that's maybe the only sport u do know how to play and think u would proably have a better chance at winning that?

was a fun game, my nose got smashed by the sun tho. I probably should have put me hat on earlier than 3 hours into the game haha.

A few more awards:

Hitting the ball further sideways than forwards: OB1 (had some great slices mate haha)

Reaching max score on a hole the quickest: Jimmy (18th hole, didn't get off the tee)

Most balls lost on 1 hole: probably tie between Jimmy and wounded (Jimmy 3 balls on the 18th/wounded 3 balls on the 14th?)

Wounded wrote:

he wud still lose to my squashing awesomeness

go back to my post ^ PROBABLY HAVE A CHANCE

squashing awesomness, umm.................. i dont really have anything to come back on that one. but you will lose.
wen is the next game happeneing, i need to lose my christmas fat,

luv boots!!

me live in vegas on the northside

Now fellow golfers i should be invited because even though i may be the worst crysis player around i am a legend at golf, my handicap is 3 and i will kick your asses

Considering this golf game has 'happened' um inviting you to a event which happened in the past would not be practical...

Well next time don't forget about me you cock sucking piss whore

I told you all before Pauline is a little retarded and slow.
Please forgive her.

haha cock sucking piss whore, geez considering your telling us your 'ladies' and your talking like that its hard to believe that you are. lol

NanoSnipeFTW wrote:

Gazz lives down the gold coast doesnt he?

nah mate Sydney, Coogee... google images it

NanoSnipeFTW wrote:

haha cock sucking piss whore, geez considering your telling us your 'ladies' and your talking like that its hard to believe that you are. lol

Nanopenis

If we acted like ladies you would not know how to respond, i assume you have never met a Lady before.. CRack whores are not classed as ladies just because they didnt charge you!

Wounded wrote:

who wudnt wanna play their 19th hole

The general rule is to ask before playing the 19th hole. With a name like wouded i assume you also have a 19th hole of some sort...

GazzFTW wrote:

NanoSnipeFTW wrote:

Gazz lives down the gold coast doesnt he?

nah mate Sydney, Coogee... google images it

Ahh Coogee.... the icecream should suit you then..

Wounded wrote:

i do indeed have a 19th hole, very challenging to get up the fairway, very worthwhile when u know ur in the little hole, this is a 19th hole well worth playing

Since when does the 'quiet, unbaitable, don't get involved' Wounded start to reply with such insanity!

Go Wounded.. nice to see you have lowered yourself to our level.. you crack whore you!