Is this sad or funny ?

Pauline just related a story to me.
She really, REALLY wants that marathon pro but she needs to capture 15 CTF flags.
Obviously she can't even capture 1.
she has tried in vain so many times, so here is her technique:
1) she joins the hardcore servers with teamkill ON
2) she tells the server she is waiting at her flag and she wants the team to do the work and bring the flag back
3) when they approach the flag she will teamkill them and then take the flag and get the credit
4) people on the server complain, then pauline shoots the first returnee
5) the abuse begins...

Both. Sad AND funny lol. If I played and was the one bringing back the flag, maybe not

best tactic of staining so far

lol that works? .... hrmmmmm

Classic f_ck technique bravo...

Hello charlie

Hmmm...? come on, just give it a try... you know you want to... I can sense it.
Put aside your overwhelming desire to always do the right thing and be the poster boy for FTW.
Just change your clan tag to ours if you want and do some teamkilling.
Then just leave and rejoin next time with your own clan tag back
If anyone asks if you were that team killer just reply with nah, I don't know that other charlie and besides I don't associate with members of that other clan because I don't believe in incest with my sisters

If Karma can get asked to turn off his hacks surely you are allowed to teamkill.
Gazz got banned for teamkill didn't he... ?
Just say it was all done in the name of science

First of all let me respond to Danielle’s secret sharing..

I told her this in confidence.. She said we are almost family here in the ftw clan base so its ok..

Now let me tell you the real deal.

I tried hard for 3 fucking days to capture one of these flags, i once had one and ran all the way back and just as i was about to take my shirt off and run around like a dick headed soccer player a fucking camper shot me 1 millisecond before returning it. Then another time i did make it back buy running a secret route through buildings doubling back on myself and then accidentally trying to blow myself up with a grenade (Unsuccessfully) but did kill a camper in the next room.. ha ha suck my labia.. Anyway after all this I get back to my base and WHAT THE FUCK it says WAIT! Wait for what? I’m here aren’t I with the golden fucking flag it has been days and fuck me in the ass I can’t wait .. With that an old pensioner (Maybe wounded) was out looking for food scraps in the car park and wham bam he takes me out.. I was standing on the return point swearing at my computer and drinking coffee at the time my mouse hanging limp where it fell off the table when I was frantically looking around..

So I hatched a plan, it had to be without hacks (F_ck) clan does not hack! But without morals is fine with us.. (F_ck) clan has zero moral fibre.

The plan was simple and here is how I went down.

Find a CTF HC 24 Server, preferably in the US, Chicago or L.A are ok as you may not be invited back top their xmas party.. if you know what I mean..

Once in the server I type this, Hello fellow tossers, I am here to get my marathon pro and need you all to get me that fucking flag and bring it here, I will be waiting near our base. Just drop it here and I can then take it the last couple of meters and will get 1 ctf toward my goal. Thanks from the F_ck Clan.

Ok so generally people will laugh or simply tell me to get fucked at this point. That’s to be expected as these people are us citizens and generally dumb, I just laugh along with them and make fun of their country or religion, anything to take their minds off what is about to happen.

Now camp close to your base flag and when you see your teammate with the flag coming you need to position yourself between him and the return point, this is because if you shoot him dead and another guy that was guarding him grabs the flag you need to be able to shoot him dead straight away. So you shoot him and grab the flag and return it. Now be prepared for a little hostility at this point, Some people say OMFG he shot me, I reply with yea it’s a war game get over it, and while your talking please go get me another flag, others will not let it go and seem to want to educate me in the finer points of ctf, I generally offer free sex with Danielle at this point and they all seem ok with that.

Now at this point you will be either kicked out or placed on watch, when on watch what happens is that other people from your own team shoot you before you can shoot the flag holder.. But I did not come down in the last golden shower.. Once this happens you need to abandon the camp near the base option and actually go with the team to the opposition flag point and follow the flag holder really close when he runs for home, with this approach no one is game to shoot as they may hit the flag holder and lose 1450 points.. oh no…. so stay close and just as he is about to return it shoot the fucker in the head and keep running.. you will get the flag and return it and then be shot but who cares.. right?

Now you are banned and need another server.. Once again go for international ones … Marathon Pro awaits the brave.

It sounds harder than the normal game mode lol

Yes Avalost, i don't recommend it for anyone with brain damage or emotional disorders.

Ha ha i am here to serve the ftw clan... All i can say is that i am here to serve the ftw clan in any way i can.. I am glad that my brilliance has finally been seen as just that BRILLIANCE!

And to think my parents were a little worried about me at first… if they could see me now…

Oh and another point, I was worried that even after capturing a flag and then getting kicked before the game ended you would lose the perk challenge ctf.. but no! you can kill them return it leave the server come back after a coffee and a laugh and do it all again.. gold!

Pauline also told me that for some other perk requiring 5 backstabber kills, teamkill doesn't work as she has tried, to her dismay and the dismay of the server.
At least she is thinking outside the box instead of exposing her box or throwing her box around ingame.
Pauline has hinted at sharing all her dodgey tricks to gain her perks. Sounds like abox of filth.