Hi Everyone

Last night i was simply minding my own business and playing FFA black ops.. all was going ok when all of a sudden i am being killed avery few seconds by bloody hackers.. and who might you ask are these hackers.. well all i can say without actually naming names is AND KARMA may be able to point you in the general direction.

The FTW clan as always has come out and started that stupid left - right - left - right dance of the downsyndrome and its very hard to shoot them while they dance like this.

I started trying to aim and follow the dance but i simply got dizzy. so then i just aimed straight thinking that i would hit them 2 times for each dance move.. but no this did not work either.. A pair of shot guns and a good camping spot did the trick and soon i had woundeds blood all over me (Not the first time either).

As for Karma last i saw of him he was crawling out to sea trying not to look me in the eyes fearing my steely glare and my double pumping death machines.. oh and my shot guns!

I was hoping to not show you my hacks, I only turn them on when Wounded is around, you got caught in the deadly but doucheness of strafing to own, unfortunately Wounded had too much douche in him that day and I found it hard to catch up.

ummm....

haha that cracks me up. Go the shot guns! I find it hard to aim too. I can't seem to regulate a steady aim. I know if I had switched to a smaller screen i would do better. But i can't be bother doing that. No space for the Giant Tower of mine so I play in the lounge with a 55inch screen. Awesome to play Starcraft II on. You can Micro unit very well and control them to detail.

I usually move slow in Black Ops. Not the typical Rambo like Crysis. It's easier to die in cod. So try to maintain suitable cover spots to be one step ahead of the enemy. I'm not saying to camp lol, but shift when necessary. You'll beat these two hackers.

Charlie wrote:

haha that cracks me up. Go the shot guns! I find it hard to aim too. I can't seem to regulate a steady aim. I know if I had switched to a smaller screen i would do better. But i can't be bother doing that. No space for the Giant Tower of mine so I play in the lounge with a 55inch screen. Awesome to play Starcraft II on. You can Micro unit very well and control them to detail.

I usually move slow in Black Ops. Not the typical Rambo like Crysis. It's easier to die in cod. So try to maintain suitable cover spots to be one step ahead of the enemy. I'm not saying to camp lol, but shift when necessary. You'll beat these two hackers.

So just in case people are confused with Charlie's rambling bullshit i will clear it up, HE CAMPS

Haha lol!

So I never thought strafing worked well in cod, or was useful even if it does? Can't you just spray the area they are strafing and they are bound to die cause it only takes a few shots, unless they hit you first? It's always seemed that if you present yourself in the game, strafing or not, you're gonna die soon.

i like flashbangs flashbangs make mass kills easy

just get the FAMAS and you shall kick everyones ass

Your lucky Wounded didnt rip out his new levitation hack we saw the other night during the scrim lol

Hello cosmic
I still can't join you in matches
I saw something you posted before about ports but that makes no sense to me. Please be kind and remember I am IT illiterate.

As for the rest of you all...
Pauline mentioned something about FTW hacking ingame to me at work today ha ha ha
I am ashamed of every one of you all who posted on this thread.
You should all BAN yourselves AND pauline.

Please see below extract of the forum rules as stated by done_troppo himself

OFFICIAL RULES

--- NO pornographic material is to be posted on the forum.

--- NO publicly accusing players of Hacking / Glitching.

... well a bit of friday fun... here's hoping we get to see those wounded hacks

Told ya i was going to tell Danielle !

(F_ck) Pauline. wrote:

Charlie wrote:

haha that cracks me up. Go the shot guns! I find it hard to aim too. I can't seem to regulate a steady aim. I know if I had switched to a smaller screen i would do better. But i can't be bother doing that. No space for the Giant Tower of mine so I play in the lounge with a 55inch screen. Awesome to play Starcraft II on. You can Micro unit very well and control them to detail.

I usually move slow in Black Ops. Not the typical Rambo like Crysis. It's easier to die in cod. So try to maintain suitable cover spots to be one step ahead of the enemy. I'm not saying to camp lol, but shift when necessary. You'll beat these two hackers.

So just in case people are confused with Charlie's rambling bullshit i will clear it up, HE CAMPS

Here I am trying to back you up and you throw it back at my face. But good call hahaha

by the way, thanks wounded for mentioning direct2drive somewhere once in a post.
we picked up black ops for $44 from them !

There is a link from someone about the price of black ops, but if you scroll below there is a price for crysis 2 for $44.95 ?
Scroll down the page. Is that accurate ?

http://www.cdwow.com.au/games/call-of-duty-black-ops-pc/dp/14131529#bc=b225

http://www.cdwow.com.au/games/crysis-2-pc/dp/8085101/30912445?wid=productCarousel
Is that a legitimate site ?

Destined to be one of the biggest games of 2010, Crysis 2 will appeal to everyone who loves New-York and hate aliens (sorry Osama Bin Laden and ET).
but it also says: Released 25/03/11

I checked direct2drive but they have nothing for crysis 2

Charlie wrote:

(F_ck) Pauline. wrote:

Charlie wrote:

haha that cracks me up. Go the shot guns! I find it hard to aim too. I can't seem to regulate a steady aim. I know if I had switched to a smaller screen i would do better. But i can't be bother doing that. No space for the Giant Tower of mine so I play in the lounge with a 55inch screen. Awesome to play Starcraft II on. You can Micro unit very well and control them to detail.

I usually move slow in Black Ops. Not the typical Rambo like Crysis. It's easier to die in cod. So try to maintain suitable cover spots to be one step ahead of the enemy. I'm not saying to camp lol, but shift when necessary. You'll beat these two hackers.

So just in case people are confused with Charlie's rambling bullshit i will clear it up, HE CAMPS

Here I am trying to back you up and you throw it back at my face. But good call hahaha

NO CHARLIE! Camping is an art and art well worth learning. My "HE CAMPS" is a compliment.. but you are too dumb to understand this. (that is not a compliment in case you are wondering)

Also asking me to back into you while saying go go go and pulling your pants down is hardly what i would call "Backing up"

[F_CK] Danielle wrote:

by the way, thanks wounded for mentioning direct2drive somewhere once in a post.
we picked up black ops for $44 from them !

There is a link from someone about the price of black ops, but if you scroll below there is a price for crysis 2 for $44.95 ?
Scroll down the page. Is that accurate ?

http://www.cdwow.com.au/games/call-of-duty-black-ops-pc/dp/14131529#bc=b225

http://www.cdwow.com.au/games/crysis-2-pc/dp/8085101/30912445?wid=productCarousel
Is that a legitimate site ?

Destined to be one of the biggest games of 2010, Crysis 2 will appeal to everyone who loves New-York and hate aliens (sorry Osama Bin Laden and ET).
but it also says: Released 25/03/11

I checked direct2drive but they have nothing for crysis 2

YOU STUPID BITCH - You said you were going to post this on the "Crysis Where the fuck is it" thread.. but NNoooo you have sex just once and your brain goes to mush.. by the way ..how was that goat?

yeah i posted that site up b4 Danielle its a great site ive had mates who brought games from there

pfft you were camping in the bushes Wounded waiting to knife poor me.

Ha ha ha, this is awesome !
You bunch of campers !
hack ops has rendered us all a bunch of campers !

Next time we may as well pitch a tent, gather round the campfire and sing songs like cum by ya my lord

I get abused for camping almost as badly as people who hack, but wait when did camping become illegal ?
Right after I shoot someone, they type camper !
like in the ye olde days of yore when they would call out leprosy !

Anyway, pauline is sick today so there won't be any nasty replies or baiting FTW members

but did you ask karma the question: "...did you feel me inside you...?"

Got accused of hacking a few days ago, while in game I got a friend invite which I accepted but didn't know it was from someone in server thought he was cool, the first thing he said was " turn them off "

bought the game today for 30bux will be jumping in for a few games

SylerFTW wrote:

bought the game today for 30bux will be jumping in for a few games

better late than never

haha yeh, was glad i get at such a cheap price. the steam crap is just annoying though.

what modes you guys tend to play? wagers/barebones/zombies etc..

so i just played my first ever game of COD online haha xD and i like it lol. good fun. although i am pretty shit.

i usually just pull off a rambo, and come out top with 1:2 or shitter kd lol. but its fun as fuck I must say. am hooked to to it atm. and loving it