A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am"

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.

"Actually I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f***ing fault..."

That's a pretty well thought out way of explaining the truth!!

good one mate

hahaha nice

lmfao!

Rofl dessi so true

that's the best joke i've read on the forums

karma wrote:

that's the best joke i've read on the forums

no your the biggest joke on the forums

EDIT: ssshhh trae

grammar fail

Are two words a sentence?

Dessi, bahhhhhhhhhhaaaaa.
Im the prick who sends both these group complaints

lol this is good

Carts wrote:

karma wrote:

that's the best joke i've read on the forums

no your the biggest joke on the forums

EDIT: ssshhh trae

Lol Carts, your even a bigger forum sniper than me.

smart wounded smart.

no wonder why no one messes with you. altho take out the skill/wisdom and it works lol (with you that is)