hey this is a quiz thats been around the net for ages, and sposed to test your abilities in logic and thinking.
to find out the answer to each question, simply highlight the space underneath

lets see how well you do and be honest about it =P
enjoy!



1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

1- Cut it up into small bite sized chunks.

2- Take the elephant to Alaska and give it central heating in a cave.

3-Fucking humans man.

4-Walk over the motherfucking bridge mothfucker!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
I tell the giraffe to get in the fridge, because i am a real man and it won't fuck with me


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Unlike a giraffe, an elephant kicks ass, and a real man wouldn't put an elephant in a fridge because you can use them to trample cunts

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
the Dog, because he was too busy thinking up stupid things to post on the forum.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Using a box of tic tacs and protractor, i disguise myself as a crocodile in true mcguyver fashion, once i am among the crocs i use my superior Man power to break the necks of 3 of them. Seeing how awesomely fucked they are, the remaining crocs submit to my incredible prowess and form a bridge for me to walk across.

TraeliumFTW wrote:

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
the Dog, because he was too busy thinking up stupid things to post on the forum.

hahaha <3

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

By using a gas axe, cutting a hole in the top, hole in the bottom and slipping the fridge over like some jewelery

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

simple, open the door and put him in, well you didnt say the fridge had to be a certain size.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

The elephant, I froze him and than made cash outta his ivory tusks


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Used the elephants dead frozen carcass as bait and swam across unharmed.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The Refrigerator is actually the Tardis and there is a herd of 'chick' giraffes in there, and he is lured in for some giraffe pussy.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
The Elephant is kinky and likes to gang bang it up with the giraffes.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
This is just advertising propaganda, none of the animals attend because they aren't stupid and know the lion is only planning to fucking eat them, they are all at the Giraffe/Elephant sex party.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Jump on a ferry. (no-one said i couldn't use some other cunts boat)