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Dessicrater Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2783 Points : 8760 Join date : 2009-02-19 Age : 41 Location : Porto, Victoria
| Subject: man vs lion Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:41 am | |
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buckethead121 Senior FTW Member
Posts : 978 Points : 6906 Join date : 2008-10-27 Age : 39 Location : Hamiltron
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:53 am | |
| Well i use a small child as a distraction and use a Katana to slice the lion in two |
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Dessicrater Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2783 Points : 8760 Join date : 2009-02-19 Age : 41 Location : Porto, Victoria
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:07 am | |
| Cat with Buttered Toast On Top
Toast always lands on the buttered side. Cats always land on their feet. This has been proven by numerous astro-nuclear-quantum-physicists. If you drop this on an enemy, it spins at the speed of infinity, crushing the enemy and driving them into the core of the earth
Thats my defence against a lion attack! |
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Dessicrater Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2783 Points : 8760 Join date : 2009-02-19 Age : 41 Location : Porto, Victoria
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:45 am | |
| can't believe you people wouldn't defend yourself against a lion, he'd kill you then rape your body and leave lion liquid on your dead carcass! |
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Basejj FTW Clan Member
Posts : 216 Points : 5966 Join date : 2009-03-25 Age : 32 Location : NSW Australia
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:28 am | |
| i would play dead as hopefully the lion would fall for it |
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buckethead121 Senior FTW Member
Posts : 978 Points : 6906 Join date : 2008-10-27 Age : 39 Location : Hamiltron
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:32 am | |
| LOL good luck with that mate the lion will have a feast and a sex toy, two-in-one!! |
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Basejj FTW Clan Member
Posts : 216 Points : 5966 Join date : 2009-03-25 Age : 32 Location : NSW Australia
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:22 pm | |
| lol atleast i dont feed him my kid |
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Lord White Guest
Posts : 211 Points : 5948 Join date : 2009-04-14 Age : 31 Location : Geraldton Western Australia
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:48 pm | |
| I'd use a FTW member. |
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Kel Guest
Posts : 1091 Points : 7005 Join date : 2009-05-08 Age : 35 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:12 pm | |
| lol dessi that videos pretty funny.. lol |
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Charlie Senior FTW Member
Posts : 2074 Points : 8204 Join date : 2008-10-03 Age : 37 Location : Adelaide
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:07 am | |
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Serval Guest
Posts : 139 Points : 5932 Join date : 2008-12-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: man vs lion Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:40 am | |
| You know, the article does say 'mountain lion', which is in fact a cougar/puma and not a lion. |
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