I'm from AoS. Had wanted to check out these forums in case there were others like Your Dog around. By the looks of it, I'm AoS's equivalent to your dog. I post often.. etc.

I just noticed that it's difficult for me to tell whilst typing here whether or not I've pressed the space bar. Perhaps I need to drink a little more in order to clear my vision.

Anyway, nice site (I have to say that don't I).. and erm.. Heya.

Why should a subject have to be comprised of more than five characters? What if the subject were "Sex".. is that not a valid subject? Perhaps not.

fuck off!

Wow, I love this forum already!

rofl ignore Gazz, he's one of the resident stains along with Carts.

welcome Gonzo man you'll see i make up a lot of the posts around here haha, gazz does too but he's just full of shit. thats why i got more points than him!

yes this forum is incredibly sexy

and thats weird a subject must be longer than 5 characters. i never noticed that as i usually write a sentence instead for a subject.


well if you come here often ill probably hear more from you =P though most of my posts deal with crysis and stuff, not philosophical things.


Welcome!

+1 vote for 'Gazz 4 Admin!'

So far this clan has treated me pretty well. Your first thread at AoS was locked! Yes, what's with the points system? What happens to the person with least points? I saw some post about the cleavage of one of your clan members being some sort of prize.. does that have something to do with the points system?

Were waiting to see how you react, like raging and calling us rascist (personal favourite), or getting your dad to complain to admins is another option you can take.

Oh, well I like that approach! I don't have a lot of rage in me, unfortunately. I'm also basically immune to abuse. I take a lot of crap often for the length of my posts, amongst other things.

I figure if Your Dog has remained in your clan, I may have a shot.

Also, I meant to ask what you guys think of AoS? I'm good friends with Alcoholic1 and heard he was pretty good at the game for a while. He has a girlfriend now though, a great shame.

Someone's Dad complained to the admins? HAHAHA!

rofl
bob dr gonzo is very philosophicacalaaalalll and doesn't seem to rage.

Gonzo do you play crysis? thatd be grand. then you can join us in calling Imbaladis a hack. FUCK HACK!



gosh the day FTW makes a new historical land mark is the day someone rages as hard as this:




i used to love CSI..



im sure you know what i think of AoS, everyones feelings are pretty mixed though.
depends which member of FTW you ask about which memberof AoS ?

I was never lucky enough to get into Crysis. I was heavily involved in the game FEAR. I don't mind if members of your clan have a deep hatred for AoS.. I'm simply curious. I moved to the country about two months ago and I'm currently living in a cabin... so no landline for the moment . I'd hate to think what wireless broadband does to ping. I haven't even attempted to play.

I can't stand hackers. It's amazing.. when the game gets a little older you start to find that some of the greats from other clans have been hacking all along. I've always wanted to read something about their psychology.. perhaps you've written something somewhere?

Oh, I have gone off before. I've been banned twice from AoS and have been with them since their birth pretty much. One thing I don't like is when a clan recruits, on the spot, without trial or even application, a player because they happen to be female. That really frustrates me.

about hackers or being a good player?
iuno..

ive got the first FEAR and the expansion for it. i played online a bit but got bored of it quickly.

Well, how can someone can masquerade around as an elite player (say top 20) for a year or so whilst hacking? There's different types of cheaters.. I just don't understand the motivation behind it. Anyways, I must be going. I study French as a hobby, have to get at least two hours in a day.

I'm sorry there is simply too much Gay in this thread.

Are you homophobic?

my comment had nothing to do with sexuality.

TraeliumFTW wrote:

I'm sorry there is simply too much Gay in this thread.

i'm sorry Trae, but:

Wounded wrote:

this thread was going alright till the last couple of comments

i'm gonna have to give Wounded a +1, this thread was doing alright until you shat gayness all over it by posting.
=P




urgh, french, why would you do that to yourself..

maybe they worked out how to modify their .pak files to reduce bulletspread and increase a few things only ever so slightly but enough to give an advantage?

trae just wanted to put his face in the thread so everyone can bat off to it

... if thats hinting at something bob, i dont think i want to know

lol

no...

your dog wrote:

rofl ignore Gazz, he's one of the resident stains along with Carts.

I take that as a compliment**, dr. faggot, fuck off!

Quote :

I take that as a comment,

It is a comment...

ah fuck. im tired

*compliment

Carts wrote:

ah fuck. im tired

*compliment

doing what?
no, we just need to fix you up:




don't worry, there's a version for me too:

Why French? I love french movies but they are often poorly translated. I've always wanted to learn a language and figured French would be one of the easier ones. It's not so easy

Anyway, the hostility in this thread speaks volumes.

"my comment had nothing to do with sexuality"

I'm confused. There are so many different ways to express criticism.. and your attempt shares no reflection with sexuality?

drgonzo wrote:

One thing I don't like is when a clan recruits, on the spot, without trial or even application, a player because they happen to be female. That really frustrates me.

Umm am i the only one who noticed this? And as far as i was aware there isnt any females in =AoS=.. Not many girl play crysis.. (I have noticed) I can probably think of 2 others and that's it...

Gonzo are you basing this opinion on the fact that girls can't play first player shooting games?

notice what kel? wtf are you on about

Duuuuude have you ever played on Aus server? Kelly is like da fo shizzle fine piece of ass pwner of the server.



Until I ghost here and make her rage

fatness

Yes my cock is fat but thats not something to say in public is it?

Fuck

can u faggots just stfu jesus fucking christ dog and gonzo go and fcuking root each other in the anz forums u useless cunts!... srsly fucken suck each other of elsewhere u fuckin oxygen thieves... im getting a fucking headache reading ur meaningless fucking dribbling bullshit!

Got P.M.S this month Gazz?

He's just sad that [F_CK] rejected his member app.

Kelly_Jean wrote:

drgonzo wrote:

One thing I don't like is when a clan recruits, on the spot, without trial or even application, a player because they happen to be female. That really frustrates me.

Umm am i the only one who noticed this? And as far as i was aware there isnt any females in =AoS=.. Not many girl play crysis.. (I have noticed) I can probably think of 2 others and that's it...

Gonzo are you basing this opinion on the fact that girls can't play first player shooting games?

We also didn't recruit kelly on the spot. i had to cleverly devise with Troppo and Quacks late one night a way to find if she was a real person, let alone a girl. she's so cold and heartless sometimes. Crysis makes for a good Turing Test because only a human being will rage after 5 minutes play time.

then of course Quacks fell in love and i embarrassed him and then she applied, cancelled, reapplied, eventually we were nice enough to let her in.
JUST!

but thats clearly far from 'on the spot



Gazz, it's not our fault that you have too much blood going to other less important parts of your body giving you a migraine any time that tiny brain of yours tries to do some work.

Gazz has PMS full time.

He's the type of stain that happens like when old people think they are going to fart, but shit themselves instead, then start bleeding.

agreed gazz, FUCK OFF!

hahahaha daemon, hahaha

lol dog.. how am i heartless and cruel? I give you your monthly bone dont i? i give you a nice good pat on the head? Come on.. dont be so mean lmao

Kelly_Jean wrote:

lol dog.. how am i heartless and cruel? I give you your monthly bone dont i? i give you a nice good pat on the head? Come on.. dont be so mean lmao

i said 'cold' =P
and a bone a month barely consitutes even being 'lukewarm'.. i should get a union or something, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!


however i guess if you give me a pat on the head every now and then youre not THAT heartless..

Well im actually quite warm and fuzzy.. isnt that what girls are *puke*

Aright i guess i could upgrade your bone to weekle instead of monthly

i have a heart.. i just never said anything about it beating

well it's what mommmmyyyy always said..

Weekle, rofl, nice typo.
yes that would be more preferable. also saves me the cost of joining a union. negotiations are fun!


=O
what are you, a zombie or something?

i just downloaded a movie called Dead Snow about nazi zombies, its in norwegian. i should watch it..

GazzFTW wrote:

can u faggots just stfu jesus fucking christ dog and gonzo go and fcuking root each other in the anz forums u useless cunts!... srsly fucken suck each other of elsewhere u fuckin oxygen thieves... im getting a fucking headache reading ur meaningless fucking dribbling bullshit!

2g

"He's the type of stain that happens like when old people think they are going to fart, but shit themselves instead, then start bleeding."

Haha

As for Kelly Jean, I wasn't talking about this clan as I don't really know anything about you guys. I'm not the type to think that females can't play.

LOL Nazi Zombies.. and the movie has a rating above 6! A must see by the looks of it.

GazzFTW wrote:

can u faggots just stfu jesus fucking christ dog and gonzo go and fcuking root each other in the anz forums u useless cunts!... srsly fucken suck each other of elsewhere u fuckin oxygen thieves... im getting a fucking headache reading ur meaningless fucking dribbling bullshit!

Gazz you seem pissed off because you havent be able to suck carts off lately.. its ok

y dont u post on ur anz forums?... oohhhhhhh thats right no one looks at them... wd serbz!...

you definitely havent been able to suck carts dick..

serbz mate, no need to burn because your forum turned to shit.


"Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno, yeah!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!"

Serbz you havent logged on your own forum for over a week. Obviously you havent got my P.M i sent out. I went through whole memberlist to send it too everyone. Ill post it here for you

AussieFTW wrote:

To all CrysisANZ forum members,

This is a message on behalf of the admin team.

Lately i have noticed everyone has been a bit quiet on the forums, Whats happened, Has serbz gayness scared you off or something??

I request everyone come on the forums ASAP. and start posting again. Ive tried doing my bit to keep the forums active but it dosent seem to be working.

As we are a Community Group, that means the Community needs to be involved. Not just me and Carts.

BTW a big thankyou to Carts to try and get the forum active again. Everyone should give him a big thankyou.

So can everyone came online and make a topic to talk about (any subject, in any forums) so we can start having an active forum again.

Also please dont be scared of Serbz, we know his all trying to chat us up and everything, and admitted in game multiple times that he is GAY. But that doesnt stop you posting on the forum


Regards,

AussieFTW

on behalf of the admin team and;

BBUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!