well if we're going may as well go with a bang

Subject: well if we're going may as well go with a bang Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:45 pm

enjoy all...

This ranks right up there with the question, "What's the meaning of life?"

This is what you have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really
important Questions:

Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Now, you know everything you need to know!

Guest Posts : 788 Points : 6807 Join date : 2008-11-13

rofl best answers ever

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So now you have wasted some more internet ink on your 5 finest - WHEN DO WE GET TO BANG?

omg when i lyk first met u guyz, i was all lyk OMG GET OUT OF MA FACE an if i had bin an admin, id have banned yo ass from da serevr

BUT NOW i have warmed up to you guys and if you are forced to leave i'll be really sad even though i don't read all your posts because some things i just dont read, but still! and ill fuckin cry in the dark corner alone, because deep down this puppy is secretly just a fuckin kitten (although i said that on my app)

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lol funny shit