HEY GUYS!

Unbeknownst to most of you i'm ace at alot of things but i usually hide it out of modesty and protecting your hurt feelings.
HOWEVER i HAVE been working on a new game mode type, involving VERY COMPLEX scripting and flowgraphs.

i expect it to be ready soon i just want some feedback from everyone...

Basically I wanted to make a game type that appealed to all the FTW members and people in the community, as a way to reward the clan (and everyone else) for giving so much to the community,
and to really help leave our mark. So this was created based around the types of things we, as a clan, are not a fan of seeing in game, and thus every one of us contributed to it!!!
The advantage of this is that it helps streamline gameplay in a manner that makes everything fun for everyone and gets rid of all the unnecessary shit.

SO here's how it works:

The game type is called 'Simon Says' and i must say is pretty incredible. It is very simple too, the hard bit was making everything fall into place.
-it begins with someone being the Simon.
-The game begins when Simon Says so.
-When the game is in session, the following things ARE NOT ALLOWED and cease to function in game, as they are 'the Simon's' rules;
--Simon says no radars allowed in game because they are cheap and for scanning fags
--Simon says no teamkilling is allowed thats for gay noobs (different from scanning fags)
--Simon says no baserape is allowed, thats for gay noobs also
--Simon says no sneaking into enemy bases, thats for gay noobs who cant play
--Simon says no one is allowed to drive a car unless they know how to use the breaks
--Simon says no one is allowed to drive a car unless they know how to drive
--Simon says no one is allowed to drive a car .
--Simon says no one is allowed to step in front of an oncoming car unless they know how to look both ways
--Simon says no one can use heavy vehicles like tanks because they are for fucking noobs
--Simon says no one can use VTOLs because they are for VTOL whore noobs
--Simon says no one can use vehicles of any kind because they are for fucking noobs. (real men walk!)
--Simon says no one can use C4 unless they know how to take out vehicles without teamkilling
--Simon says no one can use C4 against vehicles because no one can use vehicles
--Simon says no one can use C4 against infantry because thats for gay noobs who cant shoot
--Simon says no one can use C4 .
--Simon says no one can use claymores or mines, they are for cheap, easy-to-get-kill noobs
--Simon says no one can use a sniper rifle, thats for sniping fags / nooby snipers
--Simon says no one can use a scope thats for gay fags that can't no scope
--Simon says no one can use a laser sight because thats nooby and people can see you when you cloak
--Simon says no one can use silencers because it reduces damage and makes you sound like a pussy
--Simon says only gay noob fags dont use laser sights to reduce bullet spread
--Simon says only gay noob fags dont use silencers because it keeps you hidden on radar
--Simon says everyone must use a SCAR because thats the real way to play the game
--Simon says no one can use SCARs to snipe because thats for gay fags taking advantage of recoil-less guns
--Simon says everyone must use fists because you're not a man if you can't punch a noob in the face
--Simon says no one can use fists because they are for faggoty punching noobs
--Simon says no one can use Rocket Launchers or Nade Launchers because they are for Rocket/Nade noobs
--Simon says everyone must use pistols and shottys because real men can aim
--Simon says no one can use pistols or shottys because they are for gay pistol/shotty noobs
--Simon says no one can spam nades, that is for gay nade spamming noobs
--Simon says no one can use weapons of any kind, real men stare each other to death
--Simon says no one can look at anyone in case they teamkill them for being fucking noobs
--Simon says no one can use cloak, cloaking is for gay cloaking noobs
--Simon says no one can camp, camp is for gay camping noobs
--Simon says no one can rush the enemy, rushing is for gay rushing noobs
--Simon says no one can use cover, that is for gay noobs that HIDE
--Simon says no one can strafe, thats for gay strafe-glitching noobs/hackers
--Simon says no one can stand still, thats for gay camping noobs
--Simon says no one can deliberately cause their teammates to kill them, that is for gay gameplay disrupting noobs
--Simon says no one can move, for any moving causes them to get killed by someones nades or car or tank or rocket or bullest or fists and are fucking noobs
--Simon says no one can go near spawn bunkers, because thats for gay bunker whoring noobs
--Simon says no one can go near energy sites because that is for gay Energy Site camping noobs
--Simon says no one can go near War Factories or Air Factories, that is for gay vehicle whoring noobs
--Simon says no one can go near the Prototype Facility, that is for gay Proto camping noobs
--Simon says no one can do anything, that is for gay people who dont know how to play
...
..
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-the game ends when Simon says so.



So basically, the game begins, and no one is allowed to do anything until the game ends, when Simon says so. at this point everyone cheers, has a laugh, and gets on with their lives.


So what do you think?

<3
=]

You, sir. Are a God!

you either need employment or to OD on morphine.

im confused....ur contradicting urself lol...

Simon says no one can use a laser sight because thats nooby and people can see you when you cloak
--Simon says no one can use silencers because it reduces damage and makes you sound like a pussy
--Simon says only gay noob fags dont use laser sights to reduce bullet spread
--Simon says only gay noob fags dont use silencers because it keeps you hidden on radar
--Simon says no one can strafe, thats for gay strafe-glitching noobs/hackers
--Simon says no one can stand still, thats for gay camping noobs

Thats the point syler.

Love it dog, in fact i think ill go set up a server playing this now

LOL classic
shows if everybody had the game played to their liking their would be no game. so.. get fuked ob1 boots

SylerFTW wrote:

im confused....ur contradicting urself lol...

Simon says no one can use a laser sight because thats nooby and people can see you when you cloak
--Simon says no one can use silencers because it reduces damage and makes you sound like a pussy
--Simon says only gay noob fags dont use laser sights to reduce bullet spread
--Simon says only gay noob fags dont use silencers because it keeps you hidden on radar
--Simon says no one can strafe, thats for gay strafe-glitching noobs/hackers
--Simon says no one can stand still, thats for gay camping noobs

gg syler u fucken moron go jump off a cliff

rofl

thank you all =P

jeez stupidest game ive eva heard of... probs coz i didnt get it the first time

this is stupid, your an idiot for contridicting your self... im with you here syler, fuck these mob

Carts wrote:

this is stupid, your an idiot for contridicting your self... im with you here syler, fuck these mob

the Thanks! button has lit up next to your name, but guess what Carts? i aint gonna fuckin click it
cause youre a dickhead and cant get a joke, or 10,000 words of a joke even if it donkey-punched you in the face!

though if you DID read all i posted then congratulations, probably the first post of mine you've read from beginning to end thats been longer than 5 sentences.
big achievement when you just got out of kindergarten yeh?


=]

ydog shut up. ur game mode is never gonna happen....carts at least has a brain

dont insult dumbasses coz they dont get what you say. ur a dog, be a dog nothing more.

SylerFTW wrote:

ydog shut up. ur game mode is never gonna happen....carts at least has a brain

dont insult dumbasses coz they dont get what you say. ur a dog, be a dog nothing more.

hey Jerry.. i mean, hey Syler:

haha i didnt even read it, was just stirring up shit

rofl i know, youre a cunt
hahaha

Due to continued player behaviour during testing of this mod the change log is as follows:

Player ability to self pick a team and spawn has been removed

All player chat functions have been removed

All player command console functions removed

All players have for entertainment purposes been replaced by auto re-spawning AI simulated game play
occasionally ADMINS may interfere with the outcome of the battle

You may spectate for a limited period of time, and You may even be allowed to play at the Admins discretion

ANY Deviation from Admin directions will result in your removal from the game.

this gametype is actually on the server

Thanks for that. Time wasted and black and white lines where ever I look. Gah. Although it was a good laugh.