Hi All

We have closed applications for clan membership, those of you who have had a successful application will be notified and may view our private members section, those who were unsuccessful will be notified in due course.

I know alot of you will be dissapointed but please don't be, we may be opening the applications up again depending on how the new recruits handle the fame and fortune.

We have a couple of special mentions to applicants that were oh so close but still missed out...

Carts - Sorry mate, you were right up there but we detected that you have some relationship issues with your dad, maybe the relationship broke down early or maybe it was just the way he treated your mum, either way we can't afford to have an emotional wreck on the team. It is after all - a war game.

Tulzer - Your application was a bit dirty, at first we thought we would let it ride but the smell was very similar to when you stand a little too close to Fury so we assume you wiped your ass with it, while this is quite funny it does however affect your chances in a negative way.

Traelium - We may be sluts and prostitutes but we definitely do not need a pimp to look after us! How dare you apply for a position in the team as the manager!


Aussie - it must be hard to write an application when you are illiterate, here is a short poem to help you through

Touching your goodness, I am like a man
Who turns a letter over in his hand
And you might think that this was because the hand
Was unfamiliar but, truth is, the man
Has never had a letter from anyone;
And now he is both afraid of what it means
And ashamed because he has no other means
To find out what it says than to ask someone you dumb cunt.


Lilboots - NO FAGGOTS


Gazz - Danielle says you are a dead root. When you lay down and ask for her to be on top she still expects you to stay awake and at the very least wiggle! Work on your sexy wiggle and re-apply.


Dessicrater - The ability to put your cock in your own left ear while being a great skill to listen to Wounded bullshit on about his latest porn video does not grant instant access to our clan - nice photo though.


Wounded - What can i say, the big fag with the limp.. i suggest you stop sleeping with members of your own family. Although they lead you on you need to understand what is right and wrong..


So thats about it, I suppose we will be taking most of our new members from the ftw clan, maybe you should set up a special section for our clan to save us making our own website, As we grow and your little ftw clan shrinks we can alter the amount of web space used, I assume one day the ftw clan will all but die out and the true victory will be ours.

(F_ck)

man u guys are funny cunts

oohh fuck!!! i just missed out on the applications ffs... i was prepering my resume/application for weeks making it perfect!!!... p.s my application was goin to be a sexual favour... but seeing as im a "dead root" anyways i guess i wouldnt have made it

Some of the applicants had dodgey names, some were obvious, but I'll let you be the judge:
[F_CK] Axe Wound
[F_CK] duck fucker
[F_CK] valium the bullshit ARTIST
[F_CK] ajerkwithaknife
[F_CK] gash or (was that Thrush, since yeast infection was taken Gazz)
[F_CK] stilletos (well we are girls, we don't like army boots and comfy orthopedic shoes is too long)
[F_CK] cumbucket (or piss boy don't know if her prefers a pearl necklace or a golden shower)
[F_CK] 'en racist Bob (but we all know he loves his wogs and taiwanese hookers)
[F_CK] Cojerk
[F_CK] crater face
[F_CK] mai arnh-us (oh shit ! that must be one of Bob's taiwanese hookers !)
[F_CK] shaving ryan's privates (sgt killer got demoted)
[F_CK] Wogs (aussie has immigrated !)
[F_CK] Dead dogs
[F_CK] I'm an Anus (what is an imbaladis or did it say I'm a Shithole, sorry your bad handwriting)
and if you are making a hostile takeover [F_CK] FTW

so as I always say...
see you online fucker(s)... and you can go eat my RAW fucking cunt slut fucker(s)

LOL jerkwithaknife loved that one

omg this is fucking sweet shit roflmao

Wounded wrote:

i quite enjoyed this post haha, can i ask who made it into the clan and can u give the reasons on how they managed to do so

No

Yes, i think i have burned out, i need a rest before i can resume my usual charismatic self..

Whats the password fucker?

TraeliumFTW wrote:

LOL jerkwithaknife loved that one

I wasnt too sure about applying under that name? Shall I try something different next time, maybe ClerkWithHugeDick, something more to your F_CK taste

i think that'd be more to their taste but u cant lie in ur name... sorry

somfin more along the lines of clerkwithdikinhismouth would be more appropriatte dan and paul???

Hey Gazz

You speak of being appropriate... well well a quick google search of your name brings back this..

"Arabic word ‘gazz' meaning ‘raw silk' and is the derivation of the name given to the Palestinian area being attacked by Israel, Gaza"

Your comments on this would be appreciated, i suppose this is a war game and we need attacking people in our clan..

Shame you are just a fucking Silkworm.. application denied..

silkworm FTW