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Dessicrater
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 |  Subject: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:56 am | |
| I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
'Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' |
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Lilboots
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:18 am | |
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your dog
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:27 am | |
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KarmaFTW
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:28 am | |
| lmao  |
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Charlie
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:53 am | |
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Kel
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:53 am | |
| hahahahahah omg if that really happened Dessi i know where you get it from  |
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DaemonFTW
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:24 am | |
| na, you can tell it wasn;t him.
not enough fuck, cunt and faggot in the post |
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FooisM
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:49 am | |
| - Wounded wrote:
- heard this joke yonks a go, do u cunts use the internet much, geeze
Yeah this is older than me... |
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Dessicrater
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:57 am | |
| well fucking woopla diddley fucking cunt faggot dooo mr fancy pants! |
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Dessicrater
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:58 am | |
| yea wtf like my dad is 86 and im 26....wtf u weirdo's |
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DaemonFTW
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:23 am | |
| - Dessicrater wrote:
- well fucking woopla diddley fucking cunt faggot dooo mr fancy pants!
^^ See |
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DaemonFTW
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:48 am | |
| lol nvm - Quote :
- na, you can tell it wasn;t him.
not enough fuck, cunt and faggot in the post - Quote :
- Dessicrater wrote:
well fucking woopla diddley fucking cunt faggot dooo mr fancy pants!
^^ See |
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Charlie
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:04 am | |
| what a way to ruin his post lol |
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Kel
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:05 am | |
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DaemonFTW
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:21 am | |
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Dessicrater
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:47 am | |
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DaemonFTW
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| | Subject: Re: Peacock fucker! Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:51 am | |
| I know how to make the dessi happy |
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