Cos has a shit day.......

Started by waking up late from the GF's place and being late for work = Boss not impressed.
Had shit day at work dealing with old Masso idiots who cant wipe their own asses let alone use a technical PLC system = headache starting
Driving home and road raged at some fucknut P plater who got his license in a Cornflakes packet and decided to slam is brakes on and not indicate when right in front of me = about to kill some fucktard.

Stopped at chicken shop to buy a BBQ chicken to find out wait for it "they dont have any BBQ chickens ATM" WTF?? = going slightly crazy now..

Decided i needed to drink myself stupid tonite while killing noobs on wars or whatever to let rage out, so went to Bottlo to buy Scotch (got it woohoo) best thing that happened all day.......got home and opened the passenger door to get my crap out to watch as my bottle of Scotch that was sitting on the seat had fallen down beside the door cause i was driving like a madman....... and fell onto the concrete and SMASHED into 100 bits!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BAD DAY!!!!

Cos out.........................of his mind!

You need some Brazzers Action.

Sorry to hear mate

Go buy another 2 bottles of scotch and you will forget about the first bottle.....and the rest of the day

i'm knockin off now and ive got a bottle of beam to start on xD

when my roomates away ill get ya to come round and check out my setup - its fuckin perfect for LAN's. Hopefully he'll bail around xmas, i prefer having the place to myself heaps. dont have to worry about any bullshit ettiquite.

Ah shit cos mate, you'll have to make up for the bad day with making the rest of the week good haha have a few drinks after work, waste some noobs, do some batman shit n kick some joker ass, blast ppl away n shit..

mate, hire some strippers so you and ur girl can have a show and get all flustered and run off to the bedroom for crazy jungle sex, that'll fix all problems!

Mary Jane is great.