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PostSubject: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 6:11 am

Okay so next tuesday (1/9/08) is mine and my partners 5 yrs anniversary *insert awww's here*

Now me being with no job and no money (Unless i steal it from him) i have NO idea what to get him.. I suck at presents, any kind of occasion where you have to give someone something..

And dont say give him sex because.. because... okay you can say it i guess..

So has anyone of you boys got an idea for this desperate little chikky??
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 6:39 am

i always make shit in photoshop for chicks birthdays, gets me laid. usually have to make em purple and pink but hey its fuckin cheap =D.. ie.http://traelium.deviantart.com/art/Svaehna-105393363
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 6:40 am

Cheap cunt.. That is all.. <3
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 6:45 am

Get him a gimp suit, you get to dress like a dominatrix, Win-Win situation
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:02 am

Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:12 am

get him a crysis wars! oh wait...no that wouldn't work.

Buy him a computer cleaning kit lol, simple, easy and he gets to look after his beloved computer

I've seen em around, little air tool and special brush. Cheap but a good thing to have.
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:22 am

ok just to remind people, she has no money as she mention so buying something is out of the pic.

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You can make him breakfeast in bed. Raw salmon Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:23 am

sorry that was ment to be a clean post but couldn't help my self Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:24 am

Wounded wrote:
have u recycled any of those trae Razz

one of them somehow ended up being named 'monika', 'amie', and 'melly' at different times Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:30 am

lol Dessi.. i dont need to.. he does a good clean of it eveyr 2 days.. trust me.. there is nooooooo dust or crap on the desk whatsoever.. im not even allowed to eat there..(but i still do lol) but thank you it was a good idea..

Dont believe me?? lol heres proof

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sgtkillerFTW wrote:
You can make him breakfeast in bed. Raw salmon Very Happy

Okay gross.. LOL (I still love ya)


And my mum and i came to the conclusion that because he LOVES jellybean.. im just gunna have sex with him and sprinkle jellybeans on him LOL (My mums a crack up ) Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:36 am

rofl oooook
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:41 am

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rofl oooook

Rofl im not really gunna do it.. COME ON.. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:44 am

ay people do some strang things there days lol
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 7:54 am

Lol i was joking.. DAHHHH it was my mum being a dipshit lol..
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 8:03 am

Wounded wrote:
nice trae very nice Razz

get good results with them every time

somebetter then others.. (the third one caught on >_<)
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 8:04 am

TraeliumFTW wrote:
Wounded wrote:
nice trae very nice Razz

get good results with them every time

somebetter then others.. (the third one caught on >_<)


SUCKED IN... Like i said.. Cheap cunt Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 8:12 am

lol oh alright il give him the benefit of the doubt FOR THE FIRST TWO.. but you pushed your luck on the third lol..

You fuckers still need to help me pick something Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Help?   Help? EmptyMon Aug 24, 2009 8:17 am

Lol i still got the third in the sack, tho over 2 years later.




And she wasn't worth the trouble in the first place -_-'
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