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PostSubject: man vs lion   Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:41 pm
reliving scenes from evil dead 2, Dustin Britton, 32, fought off a starving lion looking for it's next meal

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/839132/camper-fights-lion-off-with-chainsaw

If you were facing such a situation, what would you choose as your melee weapon to fight off a hungry crazed lion?


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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:53 pm
Well i use a small child as a distraction and use a Katana to slice the lion in two

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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:07 pm
Cat with Buttered Toast On Top

Toast always lands on the buttered side. Cats always land on their feet. This has been proven by numerous astro-nuclear-quantum-physicists. If you drop this on an enemy, it spins at the speed of infinity, crushing the enemy and driving them into the core of the earth


Thats my defence against a lion attack!

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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:45 pm
can't believe you people wouldn't defend yourself against a lion, he'd kill you then rape your body and leave lion liquid on your dead carcass!

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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:28 pm
i would play dead as hopefully the lion would fall for it
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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:32 pm
LOL good luck with that mate the lion will have a feast and a sex toy, two-in-one!!

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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:22 am
lol atleast i dont feed him my kid
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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:48 am
I'd use a FTW member. lol! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:12 am
lol dessi that videos pretty funny.. lol
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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:07 am
Idles handsss

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PostSubject: Re: man vs lion   Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:40 pm
You know, the article does say 'mountain lion', which is in fact a cougar/puma and not a lion.
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