The ' Erectus Trouserius' or the Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake.
It's Color varies from Pink to Black and is Fangless.
It's Length is on average 5-6" and some have been said to reach 8" (Depending on the honesty of the owner)
It appears usually in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth and lower abdominal area.
It's Highly Poisonous venom can cause swelling for around 9 months.
Some mutant species are known to attack men from behind.

yeah the mutant snake tried once, its name ito' quacktoris viper, verydeadly,attacks in the rectum then injects a milky white VENOM.

god that woould hrt

LilbootsFTW wrote:

yeah the mutant snake tried once, its name ito' quacktoris viper...

rofl
haha

how many black marks does Lilboots get from that comment against his name, quacksy?

yes the quacktoris is a little shrivelled snake that sheds its skin now and then, its scales are similar to the colour of shit.

haha so dirty

that is very mean. i admire quacks so much, and always try to be just like him!

here's a picture of me earlier on trying to fill his absence because i miss him so much, unfortunately my owner didn't agree with the new look:

DaemonFTW wrote:

It appears usually in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth and lower abdominal area.

Hahahahah

I had a good laugh at this. Someone needs to let Daemo know that women have vaginas and don't need to be stabbed in the lower abdominals.

hahaha jimmy, least no babies for him

i get plenty of vag so i know what i'm doing