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PostSubject: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 1:42 pm

Okay.. so i was sorta wondering when my clevage came into alot of these things...

Apparently my clevage is the trophy to most of the challenges..

I was just curious and wonder if someone could get me up to date as to who owns my clevage now... =]

lol thx boys.
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 2:15 pm

for now it's wounded the cocky shit, it's a trophy associated with the "punch king" throne.

So for now it's Wounded's property cause that lil' shit and his FALSE claim.

But when the caps off it's a rumble in the jungle and i'll take back what was mine.

Sent
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 6:17 pm

Um as the next person to challenge wounded for the fist champion.. is this the trophy prize presented?? Do i have to know her before i know the clevage?
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 7:03 pm

ffs wtf is this shit
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 7:43 pm

Sent_By_Royalty wrote:
... it's a trophy associated with the "punch king" throne....


hmm, kelly are you sure you want your clevage to be associated with this? what the hell does it even imply?
"he who is fastest with the fists gets my clevage!"

very strange images...
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 7:49 pm

Kelly_Jean wrote:
Okay.. so i was sorta wondering when my clevage came into alot of these things...

Re-read that dog.. I didn't choose for it to be there.. it just kinda got thrown in there by sent.. Now apparently charlie own's me and my clevage is a prize for the challenges..
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 8:44 pm

Nah mate i'm just here to annoy the fuck outta you. *rolls eyes*
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 8:52 pm

tulzer wrote:
are u just training to be a whore....honestly all you do is travel around from forum to forum TS channel to TS channel.....its getting rather anoying

Fuck up tuzler, go find some friends. And while your at it go find your dick and buy some balls
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 8:57 pm

tulzer wrote:
are u just training to be a whore....honestly all you do is travel around from forum to forum TS channel to TS channel.....its getting rather anoying

somebody's whining again...


You should have your own little channel becoz ur 2g.
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 20, 2009 10:53 pm

hey kell dont worrie about there fuckers, your no prize to be won, how rude, why dont you just run away with me and we can ride into the sunset and live happilly ever after :p
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 1:22 am

fuck your gay sarg
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 1:55 am

Carts wrote:
fuck your gay sarg

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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 2:23 am

sgtkillerFTW wrote:
hey kell dont worrie about there fuckers, your no prize to be won, how rude...

thats what i was getting at! but in a very vague and round about way...
ok yeah i didnt read properly lol just dont let everyone ive nit-picked at catch me saying it, itll haunt me to the grave!


i know a way you can prevent anyone from stealing your clevage from you! tie them down with bureaucracy! insist they must go through the correct process and need the right papers, otherwise it is all meaningless banter.
..or if you wanted to be a real prick like me, you can say 'cause cleavage isnt actually anything, its just a word to describe the space between two things and so doesnt actually exist to be owned my anyone else!

problem solvered!


btw, sgt, its " you're " not " your "
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 3:25 am

HAHAHHA i can't stop laughing, this thread is too funny. Keep up the funny work fags Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 3:57 am

based on any competition there is a winner crowned the champion and someone who ran a close second...
ok it is sorted then...
The fisting champion gets the empty space between pauline's legs where her dick used to be.
Second prize gets the empty space in sarge's head
everyone else gets to pay for Kelly's breast augmentation,
what do they say about chicken...? breast is best ? But any asian like mr. royal chew n' spew should know the thigh is more succulent ?
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 4:19 am

unless we're talkin some seriously overweight chickens i dont think thered be enough thigh to go around to take peoples minds off the breast
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 10:11 am

lol. I love this thread, personally I think its great to see another woman on the forums, now wounded wont feel so left out now Very Happy Very Happy


But dont worry wounded, your still my sexy favourite I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:05 am

I'm confused as to why noone has asked to see the goods before fighting for them. I mean you wouldn't purchase a kilo of eye fillet at $23.99 a kg without checking the meat quality first am I right?
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:23 am

yes you are right jimmy, you certainly did inspect the goods BEFORE you purchased right ?
was that less for cash ?

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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:53 am

lol ohhhh Sgt.. I would run away with you in a click of a finger... But i dont think you're wife, kids and one on the way would like that lol..

lol NONE of you are seeing the goods... The whole point of the clevage is the spot inbetween not the whole breasts... Soooo tough tittys =P

Dani, My breasts dont need augmentation.... thanks for the offer though =P

lol thx OB1 its good to be welcome =]


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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:54 am

JimmyMosquito wrote:
I'm confused as to why noone has asked to see the goods before fighting for them. I mean you wouldn't purchase a kilo of eye fillet at $23.99 a kg without checking the meat quality first am I right?


not if youre really desperately hungry..
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 12:34 pm

your dog wrote:
JimmyMosquito wrote:
I'm confused as to why noone has asked to see the goods before fighting for them. I mean you wouldn't purchase a kilo of eye fillet at $23.99 a kg without checking the meat quality first am I right?


not if youre really desperately hungry..

Hahaha spot on there dogasse. I think that sums this thread up.
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 1:15 pm

lol u dumb ass shits haha. after a hard days work, just got home and jumped on the computer just to check this thread, and it made me piss my self, nice way to end the day.

and dont worrie kell u can just b my desert haha
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 1:17 pm

haha ooooooo yummy desert lmao!!
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 3:34 pm

aaawww Sarge thats so cute and romantic Embarassed You always were a softy withthe girls
is this how you imagine kelly as your dessert would be like ? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 4:53 pm

LMFAO!!!! OMG DANIELLE THAT IS THE FUCKIN FUNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD..


OMG I WANT ONE.. THATS FUCKIN AWESOME!!
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 5:17 pm

Sgt u homo, go into word an type out your comment so you can spell and grammer check it before you post, you might make sense next time. Sgt u came home from work to check these forums why dnt u go check that kid that keeps fuckn crying on ts all the time and fix it! instead of worrying about clevage.. go say hello to ur misses.
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 6:37 pm

NanoSnipeFTW wrote:
Sgt u homo, go into word an type out your comment so you can spell and grammer check it before you post, you might make sense next time. Sgt u came home from work to check these forums why dnt u go check that kid that keeps fuckn crying on ts all the time and fix it! instead of worrying about clevage.. go say hello to ur misses.

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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 7:19 pm

Hey why did you call yourself nano ? do you have a microscopic dick ?
Why the pic of tom cruise as your avatar ? do you fantasize his thumb up your shithole ?

I also love your autosignature too...
...I'm the rightous man, and Mr 9mm here is the shepard....
Are you trying to say you are a pedo catholic priest and you have a 9mm penis that you like to jam up innocent farm animals like sheep ?

Leave poor old sarge alone. It's not his fault he works 12 hour days in a shitty job. It's not his fault he is an unintelligent cunt.
... Oh fuck I sound too much like pauline... I should apologise for my disgraceful behaviour. Nah fuck it. Razz Go suck on an icecream
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 10:54 pm

lol danielle you killed it ha ha. And nano i really dont care about gramma and shit because this is the internet so eat shit and die mr 9mm you african bum hole
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 10:55 pm

HAHAHAHAA LMFAO.. and the winner is sgt... takes it for the win.. lmao but that icecream is still pretty awesome and i want one lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:01 pm

i'll give you 1 ha ha Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:05 pm

lmao i bet you could
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:09 pm

ha ha you make me sick. I'm off to work smelly c you later sunshine Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:11 pm

haha.. Aww im sorry.. Noone has called me smelly in yrs... Byw sunrise? lmao i couldnt think of anything.. =]
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 21, 2009 11:14 pm

lol you shocking. Anyway stop replying to my pm's and posts i need to go
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue May 26, 2009 6:36 am

Had you not offered your cleavage as a warm refuge for Sent's frozen fingers on TS you would not have this problem .... you brought this upon yourself.

If it's a soft serve your after then you can't go past SGT's, it's about as soft as it comes.
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Gone_TroppoFTW wrote:
Had you not offered your cleavage as a warm refuge for Sent's frozen fingers on TS you would not have this problem .... you brought this upon yourself.

If it's a soft serve your after then you can't go past SGT's, it's about as soft as it comes.



AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue May 26, 2009 11:54 am

rofl that cracked me up, good 1 stain hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue May 26, 2009 12:04 pm

lol i never said i didnt bring it upon myself. Lol.. You must admit it though.. That icecream tops alot of guys downstairs. = P
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyWed May 27, 2009 2:37 am

It looks tastier too
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyThu May 28, 2009 3:51 am

lmao Dani.
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:08 pm

Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:42 pm

why shocked? it's a great thread LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:47 pm

Pfff if u got cold hands go buy uself some fingerless gloves they are great and they make you look like a hobo, now all u need to complete the package is cheap alco wrap by a paperbag horrrayyy cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:51 pm

its a distgusting thread and no one wants to see kels cleavage No
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:56 pm

ive got fingerless gloves
and a scarf
and a collar


hey kelz is kinda cute though, right Carts? or are you so strung up with high expectations from the porno movies you fail to even think about the opposite sex.

gosh you're mean..
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:58 pm

i get enough, to not care about her cleavage
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PostSubject: Re: Me and my clevage.   Me and my clevage. EmptyTue Jun 16, 2009 5:59 pm

bananas


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......me in troble Sad because of bananas


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