News

a disgruntled fan

Wounded — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:30:51 GMT

as read here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6579407/Grimsby-Town-fan-letter-the-full-text-of-Poojahs-rant.html Quote: Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC, I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description ...

Servers down

QuAcKsFTW — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:56:21 GMT

Server is down at the moment, having some network issues.
Should be back up soon.

Cheers
Quacks

A new threat to the world as we know it.

Masterful — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:31:44 GMT

Thank you for taking the time to visit this thread, I hope that you gain something from listening to this.

http://www.2gb.com/index2.php?option=com_newsmanager&task=view&id=5149

YES!!

CosmicFTW — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:49:13 GMT

Obligatory milestone post.......

1000 posts BB!

School brawls!

Dessicrater — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:08:59 GMT

haha check this, half of yr 10's and yr 11's from a perth school punchin on over some trivial shit.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/927025/students-suspended-after-school-brawl

wow this is disturbing shit!

Dessicrater — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:30:49 GMT

like something out of a horror movie, this story is about a lady from america being invited over to aus by an internet freind only for her to slit his throat and bathe in his blood!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/927562/woman-slit-mans-throat-played-in-blood

Awesome News, psycho ward patients stab each other!

Dessicrater — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:53:06 GMT

Melbourne... A psych ward in melbourne reported 2 stabbing deaths from an in-mate originally locked in for murder. The man in his late 40's reportedly stabbed his room mate and next door room mate to death at night with a kitchen knife that may or may not have come from the kitchen that is open for all in mates. I say awesome, we dont need more psycho's around like these guys! They should give all these murderers and shit knives so they can kill each other...and put some pedo's in the mix ...

Ballon Boy chunders

IllicitFTW — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:30:01 GMT

How's this one...GameCity Present: Crysis Live!

[F_CK] Danielle — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:39:04 GMT

A little bored at work and came across this bit of interesting news. Hope this isn't repeated somewhere else on these forums and sorry if it is. Imagine the powerpunch on those you hate ! For hardcore Crysis fans ? http://www.crytek.com/news/news/?tx_ttnews%5Btt_news%5D=159&tx_ttnews%5BbackPid%5D=1&cHash=ca2134889d Crytek UK and GameCity are proud to announce an extraordinary and totally unique collaboration for GameCity Squared, 2009’s iteration of the World’s best ...

Stupid americans (No offence for Decoy, he's a stupid JAPERICAN!) lol

Dessicrater — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:19:41 GMT

Another reason why americans are idiots and should STFU about the 'blackface' incident since thier 'laws' and perceptions about whats right and wrong is fucked up.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/873961/husband-kills-gun-advocate-wife-in-us

Investment tips.

CharlieFTW — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:19:02 GMT

BUY $USD,

According to the Macuire Private wealth, and comsec, the Aussie doller will be $1USD even!

BUY U.S DOLLERSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soooner or later they will be beating the aussie doller by 30c again.

so i found a property we can buy

[F_CK] Danielle — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:41:38 GMT

Hello Wounded

Are you still keen on buying a property ?
How's this for an online advert ?
Hope you haven't seen this one before, very amusing.

Sooshi IceCream BUY one Get one FREE!!

[F_CK] Danielle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:45:12 GMT

Hello Have you heard of this stuff ? New Zealand Natural - buy one for $1 and get one free sooshi icecream (NSW, QLD, VIC, WA, ACT) Buy 1 get 1 free ? Just thought you lot might like a new icecream treat if you haven't hrard of it yet. Just enter your email address and they’ll send you the voucher. (or just go to http://www.sooshi.com.au/View-Voucher/ and print it) http://www.sooshi.com.au/ http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/17168

Disney to acquire Marvel for $4 billion (Only just saw this now !)

[F_CK] Danielle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:10:05 GMT

The Magic Kingdom will soon see an influx of immigrants, as The Walt Disney Company today announced an agreement with Marvel Entertainment to acquire the comic publisher and its stable of over 5,000 characters. The deal is valued at $4 billion in cash and Disney stock. http://au.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/marvelsuperherosquad/news.html?sid=6216520&om_act=convert&om_clk=newsfeatures&tag=newsfeatures;title;1 Some of the comments below are funny

For the sydneysiders: Join the Darling Harbour club now to get 2 for 1 offer

[F_CK] Danielle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:06:21 GMT

Hello I thought any of you sydneysiders might be interested: Join the Darling Harbour club now to get 2 for 1 offer for the following: Corn Exchange and The Meat & Wine Co are on the list *Corn Exchange Restaurant -Two seafood buffets for the price of one *Dish, a Restaurant - Two main meals for the price of one *Ice Cube Seafood Bar. Grill -Two main meals for the price of one *Novotel Sydney on Darling Harbour-Two nights for the price of one *Wilson Parking ...

sex robots! what more needs to be said!

Dessicrater — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:49:36 GMT

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26109658-5014239,00.html

Fuckin some real weird shit!

Carts — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:29:11 GMT

check this shit out, stole it off cybergamer but its really weird

1) paste http://174.133.240.117 into your browser
2) it will look like google. type alfa tsentr into the search part, DO NOT touch anything, let it load, will be black for a bit.

let us know what you see/what you feel about it

its proper weird.

oh btw, it wont jump out at you!

Those Who are looking forward to Left for Dead 2. Bad newss.

CharlieFTW — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:30:23 GMT

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26086374-5014239,00.html

Classification was not accepted

IM BACK CUNTS!

GazzFTW — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:08:17 GMT

whoever edits these forums should change the fistycuff shit already and change it to GAZZ IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!.... HERE TO GIVE U HELL!

p.s ur all cunts

Forced Marriages

CharlieFTW — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:51:40 GMT

Article 19. You fuckin yeman fuks. Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers. Universal Declaration of rights. Perhaps you say it is westernised. But fuck me. If there dieing because of it. Then something should be done about it. They may be young, and the notion of these kids being younger, they ...

Insurgents try to blow up a mine

CharlieFTW — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 01:58:25 GMT

http://edition.cnn.com/video/

Dildos anyone??

Wounded — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:40:13 GMT

http://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/1420995874/

Google Wave

Wounded — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:34:24 GMT

Google Wave is a yet to be released web-based service developed by Google staff in Sydney, and has started to get some buzz on the Web and main stream media. Its aim is to merge e-mail, instant messaging, wiki, and social networking in such a way, that many experts predict it could change the way we communicate online. Some have even suggested that the concept could eventually replace email, which has on the whole remained relatively unchanged since it revolutionised the way ...

What a way to prove a point lol :oops: :oops: :oops:

CharlieFTW — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:09:21 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/858555/man-eats-on-faeces-in-court/?rss=yes Man eats his own shit in court

US mum gets 99 years for mutilating son

CharlieFTW — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:42:38 GMT

Read what she did though....

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/851276/us-mum-gets-99-years-for-mutilating-son/?rss=yes

Its like karma or something

Dessicrater — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:37:04 GMT

This guy looks up child porn, has his laptop stolen and the burgulars are disgusted when finding the pics and turn it over to the coppers! ahahah cop that you fuckin pedo!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/850705/burglars-dob-in-child-porn-offender

Hey cunts!

GazzFTW — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:36:19 GMT

I'm back home until tomoz.... came hoe to dl all me shit onto me lappy... so i can come in game and annoy all u cunts agen....

just when u thought u got rid of me.... fucking dickheads....

Crysis Wars Free Trial Week 28th August

NapsterFTW — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:50:56 GMT

There is going to be another Crysis Wars Trial Week on the 28th August for any 1 who doesn't have the game. Best to let ya mates know

Source - http://www.mycrysis.com/newsdetails.php?news=42258

So many sickening people in the world, not enough capital punishment!

Dessicrater — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:51:17 GMT

Give me a chainsaw and five minutes alone with these fuckers and Im sure people will think twice about commiting henious unprovoked acts against others.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=848603

If punishment were to be brought back for crimes like this I'm SURE people would less likely do shit like that.

GREAT IDEA!!!

Wounded — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:05:38 GMT

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25890884-5013016,00.html

80,000 builders to lose jobs over 3 years

Dessicrater — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:40:04 GMT

CMFEU has commissioned a report that shows an alarming loss of building jobs over a 3 year period due to lack of business investment building. This could garner a negative effect on the ecomony as the building industry has a major stake in the way the australian economy drives, this is due to the sheer amount of people involved in this sector of employment. http://money.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=844119

Funny way to lose your job

Dessicrater — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:44:22 GMT

If I was this girl I'd hide my head in shame for the absolute stupid email she fucked up with, check it out. I love the dudes response, a casual, "hey thanks for the reply, will terminate all business with you now, have a nice day....ohh and so will some of my other business buddies" http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/845713/leaked-entertainment-books-email-transcript

Rage! Due to sexual frustration

CharlieFTW — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:59:42 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/846564/gym-killer-blogged-his-own-massacre/?rss=yes

Don't flash your junk at a Greek women!

CharlieFTW — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:16:49 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/847104/woman-sets-fire-to-unwanted-suitor/?rss=yes

Don't flash your junk at a Greek women!

Piss in the shower! It's better for the planet!

Dessicrater — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:58:05 GMT

Some crazy brazilians have decided that peeing all over the shower floor will save you a tonne of water rather than flushing toilets once per day. Researchers into this situation also note that it's good to piss on your face washer as the acidiac properties clean dead skin off or even save it in a bottle and use it, instead of shampoo, to wash your hair as its also no good for the enviroment. The brazilians are stating that if this shower piss thing can take off they will also conduct having ...

Always the one to find those cool news articles...check this shit out!

Dessicrater — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:03:06 GMT

If you weren't scared of heights before this happened, you'd sure as hell be scared of them afterwards!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/846682/high-rise-terror-window-washers-rescued

A routine HIGH RISE window cleaning expodition turns into a 20 minute nightmare as the work platform dangles dangerously 37 storeys up as it had malfunctioned!

quality parent

Wounded — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:34:15 GMT

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,,25879643-10388,00.html

girl starved to death

SylerFTW — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:04:54 GMT

what kind of parents do that to that to their kid man seriously fucked up

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/846166/sentencing-due-in-starved-girl-case

9yr old girl run over by a school bus

MarllyFTW — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:41:32 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/846168/school-girl-dies-after-being-hit-by-bus

Like thats some bad luck right there

Serial Killer

Wounded — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:03:12 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=846318

What Jamie Neale did next...

Wounded — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:21:43 GMT

http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,23607,5058964-5007150,00.html

Man has testie bag stuck to his stomach

Dessicrater — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:03:38 GMT

DONT PISS OFF YOUR WIFE BY CHEATING! AHAHAH

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/845559/cheating-mans-genitals-super-glued

16yr old boy kills his dad, critically injuries mother in stabbing

Dessicrater — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:48:46 GMT

A boy woke one morning and decided the devil had spoken to him and told him to kill his parents, fuck me just put this kid down already.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=845256

Cruise ship docks with dead whale

CharlieFTW — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:26:28 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/842939/wardrobe-malfunctions-plague-swimmers Keep flicking through. I couldn't get the actual link lol A cruise ship has arrived at the Port of Vancouver, Canada, with a dead whale lodged in its bow. The Princess Cruise Lines' Sapphire Princess docked with the 20m-long fin whale firmly lodged to in its bulbous bow on Saturday morning (local time). The ship's captain claims he was not aware of the whale until the ship docked. It ...

man vs lion

Dessicrater — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:41:33 GMT

reliving scenes from evil dead 2, Dustin Britton, 32, fought off a starving lion looking for it's next meal http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/839132/camper-fights-lion-off-with-chainsaw If you were facing such a situation, what would you choose as your melee weapon to fight off a hungry crazed lion?

Hard decisions that have to be made in life...

Dessicrater — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:38:02 GMT

a young man in britian aged 22 dies of cirrhosis of the liver from binge drinking since he was 13. One of the youngest persons ever to die in britian of the disease. The doctors refused a liver transplant as they believed he would not remain sober past 6 months after the treatment and that someone else would benefit better from having the transplant. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/840139/alcoholic-denied-liver-transplant-dies Is this a case of 'unfairness' or a wake up call for people ...

good news for boots

Dessicrater — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:52:24 GMT

I know your not airforce but getting bombers like this in the sky will be a good thing for ya. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/840379/raafs-first-super-hornet-takes-off This is the Super hornet which is replacing... The F-111 dare say it was needed bad by the looks did some quick reading and this jet has been around since 1967 last one in service in america ended in 1996

Buckethead caught pinching peoples undies!

Dessicrater — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:54:54 GMT

In a bizarre twist of fate, buckethead and his close knit mates have been caught in a raid for womens AND mens underwear. Photos have been released of bucket and his group ransacking a couple of tourists in a national park. The park owners are baffled as to how he managed to know of the enclosed amount of undies and can only put it down to his absolute keen sense for undie stains. http://news.ninemsn.com.au/glance/839863/cheeky-baboon-troop-ransacks-car haha no offence bucket just stirrin ...

Puppy has ears and tail cut off

Dessicrater — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:20:46 GMT

If I seen this I'd cut the peoples genitalia out and make them eat them, and by eat them I mean tie them up, duct tape the genitilia over thier closed mouthes then punch them in the teeth until they swallow.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/838383/puppy-found-with-ears-tail-cut-off

Man charged $US23 quadrillion for smokes

CharlieFTW — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:54:32 GMT

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/838213/man-charged-us23-quadrillion-for-smokes/?rss=yes

All he was worried about was the over withdrawal fee lol of $15US lol