General Discussion

Haven't seen this in a while

sErBz — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:59:47 GMT

2 Years and FTW keeps atleast one full server going. GW. NOW WHY THE FUCK MUST I WAIT HUH!?!?!?!

Faggots

Lithius — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:09:23 GMT

Today i bought some smokes for mum and some faggot was asking me if he could buy a smoke from me for a Dollar, i said i couldn't because the smokes weren't mine, so then he goes on about 'what if he bashes me and takes them', well good luck to you buddy, there was alot of people around and security roaming around, he then proceeds to say he has 'razor blades', and pulls back his sweat band on his wrist to reveal a tattoo, where the fuck are the blades? Who knows..... Fucking dickhead trying ...

Found a cool website for any of you gorey movie buffs

Dessicrater — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:36:12 GMT

its called http://www.greatestmoviedeaths.com and has youtube cataloged death scenes from all the gorey movies around! Go check it out for a laugh....I actually liked 'The Thing' from 1982 one the most...freaky ass alien thing. Would have taken a bit of work to do the scene shown and it wasnt ultra cheesy

Steam account getting hacked

DalekKing — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:27:41 GMT

Today, twice while I have been playing MW2 my character begins moving on its on, changing weapons, placing claymores and shooting with no keyboard input. But its not bad lag, as the game continues smooth and it can change to steam chat and start typing random stuff. THe only thing typed that makes sense is a crysis command (no I don't have server commands macroed) that said PB_RCON X_UNBAN then a bunch of random latters as I started mashing the keyboard, I think it was typing Shot ...

Cosmic Wonders part 2 (this is awesome)

CosmicFTW — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:47:34 GMT

Ok so you thought we were small from the last post...well this will blow your mind!

Watch till the end.....

Charlie's Little Bro on TS

Lithius — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:00:14 GMT

LOL when you go out charlie.....remember to close TS of go AFK channel haha....especially when Illicit is on TS at the same time, I wouldn't Trust Illicit on TS with my little Bro...

let us see your ugly faces...

MarllyFTW — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:00:17 GMT

Alright well seeing as were all not meeting up straight away.. How about we all post our pictures on here.. Just to see what we all look like i suppose.. And dont be fuckin pussys!!

Cosmic wonders

CosmicFTW — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:01:23 GMT

There is a reason i have the Alias Cosmic....i enjoy Cosmology, the Universe etc. This puts how small and insignificant we really are on the cosmic scale of things into perspective! Antares is a Red Super Giant and the 15th brightest star in the sky. It is what our sun will look like in 5 billion years!

HP PAVILLION LAPTOP DV6000 FOR SALE

MarllyFTW — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:57:40 GMT

Not for sale anymore. Sorry

Server Rental is UP

Dessicrater — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:57:36 GMT

~~PAY UP CUNTS...~~10 FUCKING DOLLARS IS ALL IT TAKES! thanks for your time

hmmmm

sgtkillerFTW — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:40:39 GMT

SEX?

bored as hell as u might see, woke up and couldn't go back to bed

Hahaha i saw these and laughed

MarllyFTW — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:45:06 GMT

Awesome fire breathers video

CosmicFTW — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:21:16 GMT

Woundeds misses will like this one! Awesome slow mo fire action.

http://napalmdragon.com/

Funny vid

sykron — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:06:48 GMT

I dno i just find random things

My pussy gave birth :D

MarllyFTW — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:15:32 GMT

So i was up talking to Imba and Napster all night that i finally crawled my ass into be at like 6ish.. Anyway i could hear my cat on my bed making weird noises.. next thing i know i can hear a squeaking noise... THE BITCH GAVE BIRTH ON MY BED!!! and yes btw i knew she was preggers but i didnt think she was due yet.. Soo anyway heres from photos Enjoy.. I know its nothing important.. but in a way.. im a grandma so its exciting for me First born of the litter.. Stupid ...

never underestimate the power of a great story

your dog — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:59:26 GMT

hey yall

sykron — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:48:31 GMT

hey bru's and shzza's just come to say hi an see whats goin on.

il be active in the FTW and AoS forums now.

whats goin on?.

oh and also do guys use teamspeak or vent?.

So who's happy enough to PAY for the new Windows 7

Dessicrater — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:05:29 GMT

upgrade or full

you guys with windows 7, whats your verdict...is it worth paying for? I dont want some shit fuck reason why I should pirate it, I want the real deal, so whats the verdict?

Question

Sasstraliss — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:13:35 GMT

Hey guys,

I have a question about a map called 'Deathvelley', apparently created by one of you guys.

My question is, which one?

I've tried asking this question over Teamspeak, but I can't get anywhere without being kicked with no reason.
However let's not get into that.

Also, whoever created 'Deathvalley', was the map ever finished or released?

Thanks.

Joke thread

MarllyFTW — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:29:14 GMT

Ehh i guess the title is enough.. go on post your good jokes here

heres mine

Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'. She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you fucker'. He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'Fuck off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing

Never trust a fart

MarllyFTW — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:01:40 GMT

The Wedding Pics (As Promised)

DaemonFTW — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:36:25 GMT

So for those of you that don't know. I got married on Sunday the 18th and wanted to share some of the photos (from thousands) taken on the day. All up it was a great day, one that I will never forget. This is just a very quick selection of Pics as there are literally thousands, our professional ones wont be ready for another two weeks, so if they are good, I'll post some of them up too. At this point I was starting to shit my pants because it was all starting to happen. My ...

THE BROTHEL

ImbaladisFTW — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:26:18 GMT

THE BROTHEL The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. "No, I must see Valerie," he replied. Just ...

Cry Wars custom map wont work?

slabzz — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:03:05 GMT

Hi, ive been trying to get a IA map to work on crysis wars. but i cant seem to find it on the list of levels and i have the map folder in with all the other IA folders? can someone tell what i need to do after i have made a map? for example. I have made my terrian ect. trees and stuff building, weapons, veichles ect. spawn, spectator points. Ok now i want to play it what do i need to do? ive only been using sandbox 2 for afew weeks so im still trying to work everything ...

Another day, another CE3 trailer

ClerkWithKnife — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:09:00 GMT

Their latest 'beautey' trailer

Enhanced physics on boobies WAHOOOO!

QuAcKsFTW — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:13:04 GMT

Ahh all you cunts wonder why i play second life, well check out this new feature with the latest patch...

New Year PARTY ( Adelaide ) HEAVEN ON EARTH!

CharlieFTW — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:02:48 GMT

Well being one of the Admins for this huge event, i thought i'd show the Crysis community not to mention the FTW in this huge New Years Eve Event in which im involved in. Dj's Participating are: KYAU & ALBERT http://www.kyauandalbert.com/ THE POTBELEEZ http://www.myspace.com/thepotbelleez SPENCER & HILL http://www.spencerandhill.com/ TOMMY TRASH http://www.myspace.com/tommytrashspace SGT SLICK http://www.myspace.com/andyjdj DENZAL PARK http://www.myspace.com/denzalpark ANDREW ...

The 30,000th Post

DaemonFTW — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:00:39 GMT

saw it wa up to 29,999 and wanted to spoil it

Leaving Australian Lands

MarllyFTW — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:28:20 GMT

Okay so officially booked my flight today for the 27th of Nov .. My problem is.. I need to know if i need to do any important things before i go.. These are what i already know.. - Buy ticket - Get Passport - Buy new undies (it's important to me LOL) - Work out bank details etc What other things do i need to do before i flee the country lol.. Anyone wanna help

My shit day

CosmicFTW — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:30:05 GMT

Cos has a shit day....... Started by waking up late from the GF's place and being late for work = Boss not impressed. Had shit day at work dealing with old Masso idiots who cant wipe their own asses let alone use a technical PLC system = headache starting Driving home and road raged at some fucknut P plater who got his license in a Cornflakes packet and decided to slam is brakes on and not indicate when right in front of me = about to kill some fucktard. Stopped at chicken shop ...

Young Couple

DaemonFTW — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:02:12 GMT

A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, 'I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee.' Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, 'OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge.' She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines ...

Cant get map maper working?

slabzz — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:32:52 GMT

can someone tell me exactly how to install or get my map maker working for wars? it starts to load up and then an error comes up and it doesn't load up?

Cheers SlabZZ

Post your favorite websites/bookmarks

Dessicrater — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:29:08 GMT

I found a decent website called www.doubleviking.com, got some major babes on it. I use www.gracenote.com for work to find artists and what songs they had for what album I use www.ariacharts.com.au for updated music charts I frequent www.newgrounds.com for all them cool flash animations and games I check out www.gamereplays.org for any game related replays/tips and also some news!

Google Wave

KingKoopa — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:32:12 GMT

Wave – which began life as a project codenamed Walkabout – is a combination of email and instant messaging and document-, maps- image- and video-sharing all housed under one roof https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLogin?service=wave&passive=true&nui=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Fwave.google.com%2Fwave%2F&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fwave.google.com%2Fwave%2F<mpl=standard If anyone hasnt seen the video or know anything about Google Wave you have to check it out, could ...

Mcdonalds anyone?

MarllyFTW — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:30:24 GMT

Resident Evil 5

Wounded — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:49:41 GMT

Hey Whitedevil,

what did u think of the game??

i didnt even get through the first level and i uninstalled it, clunky as fuck controls, shitty view and aim, didnt like it at all.

what were ur thoughts??

Cheers Wounded

4yr old Thread

Wounded — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:47:09 GMT

this is the first time i have seen this thread, however it is 4yrs old so many of u may have seen it

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=614033

there are some funny as fuck photochops in it

Comic

Wounded — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:50:14 GMT

was part of a massive email i got, i think i sent it to u Trae... but this 1 made me laugh

Reputation...

Dessicrater — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:06:38 GMT

WTF is that shit? and why does daemon have -1 reputation LOL

spiders on drugs

your dog — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:47:40 GMT

this is an oldie, and im sure ive posted it here before... but enjoy =]

One of my fav funny people EVA!

CosmicFTW — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:44:46 GMT

Will Ferrell he just cracks me up in every movie he does or when i see a pic of him... ROFL

MY BIRTHDAY PRESSIE

Delta — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:24:25 GMT

lol guys my birthday pressie from kelly

hahahaha

Ya Mum comebacks.

Lord White — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:27:56 GMT

Have you ever been insulted or pissed off by someone and comeback with a golden Ya mum joke. If so Post it here.

???:Dont blame lag your just shit.
Me/Lust: Don't blame ya mum, it was an accident.

jokeA U CUNT

Dessicrater — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:19:52 GMT

A man in a hot air balloon, realizing he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am" The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You ...

Download managers

Whitedevil — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:09:20 GMT

Well this is my problem Its probably straight forward but its giving hell I have wasted the good part of the day trying to get my head around it. The IDM keep'n saving the dam files as htm instead of a RAR file??? Here is a screen of what I mean URL is the rar link to rapidshare. I guess at the end of the day if anyone knows of any better download managment programs that would be great. Im after one that work lol and has a scheduler with it. cheers White

Sniper Rifle for Imba :)

MarllyFTW — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:54:46 GMT

Okay so i was drawing and shizz and Imba and i were talking on MSN and he said i should draw a sniper rifle..

So i did.. here is the result.. What do you guys think?

Blue screen death

Dessicrater — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:16:08 GMT

last night I had a massive blue screen of death episode which would not let me get onto windows vista, I tried safe mode and used spyware and malware detectors and virus scanners and still couldn't get the fucking thing back up and running.... I woke this morning at the strangest time of 5.00 am and couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to have a look and see if I had a vista disc and I was damned lucky and got the computer going. I still can't work out what caused the computer to crash ...

So true.

MarllyFTW — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:13:00 GMT

Billy Connelly Statement of the Century:

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?

Haha i never have a problem.. :S

human synthesizer

your dog — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:44:02 GMT

(skipped to the song) enjoy:

Highlights of Your Room

Sent_By_Royalty — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:57:38 GMT

So a bunch of you friends pop over for a BBQ, so you do the traditional little mini tour of your house, you reach your bedroom. What are the main highlights of your bedroom that you show to the boys? :O Mine I guess. 1. The booze I drink. 2. Amazingly not so amazing painting I got as a present from my previous lover, apparently brought it for $450. 3. The main highlight of my room: My Chupa Chup container which holds 1000 CHUPA CHUPS! > Container Inside ...