yeah, went to savanna/ battleground... only 6 people ! geez. No choice went to FTW ausserver - Mesa.
Learning from my master teacher axe wound himself ! claymored FTW left and right. Jarhead fisted me for being on his team, valium shot me once and showed me how to "lay" a claymores good. We drove around. i think I was on a date. he wouldn't stop honking his horn at me and flashing the lights... geez ! rushing his own mother !!! then we entered a bunker for some quiet time alone and we both blew from claymores.
Got killed after that big time by FTW, got demoralised, went to EA... oh there's axe wound and craterface. what's the score ?
axe wound's team is leading... I will make a negative contribution to TIA, better not piss off people, so I'll join the winning team... hello axe wound ! Then I just got killed over and over
so I went to buttkickers savanna/ battleground after that

Just one more update from the queen slag herself in email... ...I just got back from the doctor, i now have to have a ultra sound..."
hey axe wound tell me you didn't impregnate the bitch during those fisting matches !!!
what will the little one be called ? should we take a vote on some names ?

i challage u
when and where mate. if u chose the map plz choose a non laggy map . not coast or treehouse etc...

Fuck Danielle you talk too much..

No dickhead, you illiterate uneducated dumb fucking cunt, as per your dog and his annoying fucking correctional habit, that would be
Danielle you type too much. I have never said one fucking word to you.
Now run along little man and go play with your balls like the other retards

blackcat i accept ur challenge as well, thats 3 ppl who are going to try and take my crown.

the map will be coast sorry as thats where all fisting matches have taken place so far, when ever ur on next i can have the match, same goes for u nano

Hey wounded i just got fuckn capped today man so i'm out of the match lol I'll have to challenge you after the start of the next month when i get some good fuckn net back sry mate haha.

no worries mate, u and royalty can keep using ur capped excuses, i know its cuz ur scared lol.

let me know when ur all good

I think it is an axe wound conspiracy and axe wound is running scared.
I am capped too !!! I think axe wound got us all capped !!!

In the interest of promoting matches between other people than just wounded vs 'insert name' I am going to claim world champion status in the essence of boxing world titles. Let's say Wounded currently holds the WBA world title. I will hold the WBC world title. As anyone else who is a bit of a boxing nut would know, there are two other organizations (IBF and WBO) which are regarded as legitimate world titles. Perhaps we could have four champions and then once a month have a unification round where the champions battle out to become the undisputed unified champion of the world!


So, who's gonna challenge me for my WBC world title?

this is a great idea jimmy, i will knock something up over the next few days for the challenges section and we can get this shit rolling

what does that mean ? "...i will knock something up over the next few days ..."
You having sex with Pauline and hoping she carries your baby? eeewww....
Or does that mean you will have a living thread like a sticky that changes and gets updated announcing who the current FTW crysis champion of fisting is ?
Maybe make it more interesting like a picture of a crown in the thread and an honour role of past and current champions.
Geez, I think you will need several threads of several championship challenges, like sniper crown, fisting crown, c4 crown,... etc
Maybe valium can put his autistic skills to work and create some good looking crowns

If you do what Dani says (Which is doubtful) by putting a photo of the crown does that mean you have to put a photo of my clevage because it's the prize =\=\=\=\=\

No no No no n o nO nO nOnOnoNoNoNoNO Clevage photo's

i can do these up, have made shit like that before, bit busy this weekend tho